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📺 The Boys are Back in Town | 2018-11-11

• Brumwik casts nondetection onto Billy. (like a stealth bomber)
• Brumwik disguises himself as Thurl.
• It works for about a 3rd of a second before the real Thurl asks what the fuck.
• Thurl and friends begin to surround the Crown of Fire in the air.
• A battle begins!
• A dude on a bird flys down to attack Brumwik
• As he gets close to the ground, Billy points Shorterspike upwards and slices the belly of the flying steed.
• Balricstein fucking lights Thurl and friends on fire!
• Some of Thurl’s friends die, and Thurl retreats!
• Wilhelm begins to storm the tower as fast as he can… which isn’t very fast.
• Brumwik spears two arrows into Thurl, and joins Billy storming the tower.
• Ulligul sprints forward and… easily passes Billy.
• One of Thurl’s friends uses Ray of Frost on Brumwik, and makes a retreat.
• Balricstein BLASTS Thurl out of the air.
• Billy continues to storm the tower.
• Brumwik passes Billy.
• Ulligul passes Billy.
• Balricstein passes Billy.
• Riders from the tower fly off to the east.
• Brumwick tries to pick up Billy.
• Billy is heavier than he looks.
• The Crown of Fire makes it to the base of the tower.
• Intern guards from the tower attempt to hit us with arrows, rocks, and other things.
• The Crown of Fire makes it to the edge where the bridge is drawn.
• Brumwik puts on the Ring and begins climbing up the cliffside.
• Brumwik throws a rope down.
• The rest of the Crown of Fire climbs the rope.
• They make it into the stable.
• Brumwik rubs his Ring in a clockwise circle.
• The stable is deserted.
• Interns make noise in the upper floors.
• Billy finds a map.
• It shows a marked area that is labeled the “Howling Temple”
• Brumwik whistles.
• Billy finds a weird-ass wing suit.
• Brumwik, noticing he’s Thurl, asks Billy to punch him.
• Billy punches Thurl.
• Interns come down, and Brumwik immediately is a dumbass.
• 2 interns attack Balricstein and Ulligul respectively.
• Brumwik tries to convince them to take us prisoner instead of attacking.
• Somehow he succeeds in convincing them that he is, in fact, Thurl.
• Brumwik says some stupid bullshit to the interns.
• The interns attempt to capture Balricstein and Billy
• Billy and Balric pretend to struggle, but allow themselves to be captured.
• Brumwik, still pretending to be Thurl, tells the interns to take them to the top of the tower.
• The interns attempt to bind the hands and feet of Balric and Billy
• Brumwik, being a terrible actor, fucks up giving orders.
• The Head Intern shows up.
• Billy resists, but they succeed in tying his hands.
• The interns try to tie Billy’s feet, but Billy succeeds in breaking free.
• Head Intern punches Billy straight in the head.
• Billy leaps up and tries to kick the head intern with both feet.
• He fails. And Billy notices he is in a bad spot.
• The interns attempt to tie Billy’s feet again, and fail.
• The head intern fucks Billy up.
• Brumwick, as Thurl, cringes.
• Brumwik attempts to pick the Head Intern up and throws him out the window.
• Brumwik utterly fails and the interns pull him off the Head intern.
• A battle begins!
• Balricstein and Billy are hogtied.
• Ulligul kills a dude.
• The Head Intern fucks Brumwik up.
• Billy is in a rage.
• Brumwik fucks some interns up. (Darth Maul style)
• Ulligul unties Balricstein.
• Head Intern attempts to avenge Gregory the intern’s life.
• Billy tackles an intern to the ground, and bashes him in the skull.
• Balricstein fuckin’ fireballs the Head Intern.
• It happens to take down Brumwik too.
• A bunch of interns fuckin’ die.
• Some other interns attack Billy.
• Ulligul unties Billy.
• Billy screams in rage.
• He stabs Shorterspike into the guy below him, killing him, and then proceeds to split the guy in front of him in half. Hot dog style.
• Billy cackles in joy as he is sprayed with his enemy’s blood.
• An intern throws a dagger into Ulligul.
• An intern stabs Billy.
• Billy laughs at the pain he feels from the blow.
• Ulligul literally fuckin’ teleports.
• And then proceeds to murder some interns.
• The Head Intern brutally attacks Billy.
• Billy responds by fuckin’ decapitating the Head Intern.
• Balricstein spits poison at the final intern, but the intern seems resistant.
• The intern pulls a lever, and a gigantic log swings from the sky.
• Ulligul attempts to get out of the way, and fails.
• The intern attempts to run away
• Balricstein and Billy respond to his cowardice by making his body explode.
• Ulligul stabilizes Brumwik.