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-☐ The mother of the adventurers slain by the gathius tree in Oakhurst asked us to take up the helm of the Valhaven branch of her Adventurer’s Company. 
+# Many Times I've Gazed Along the Open Road | 2018-04-15
 
-☐ (Wilhelm proposes Our branch be called Gathius LLC in memory of the slain adventurers)
+- The mother of the adventurers slain by the gathius tree in Oakhurst asked us to take up the helm of the Valhaven branch of her Adventurer’s Company.
 
-☐ We travel for days and eventually see a wild steed galloping towards us
+- (Wilhelm proposes Our branch be called Gathius LLC in memory of the slain adventurers)
 
-☐ After Brumrik uses his powers to talk with the horse, we learn he lost his owner, and is lost himself. We walk with him into the nearby village of Longsaddle.
+- We travel for days and eventually see a wild steed galloping towards us
 
-☐ There we meet the lord of the village, where we show him his lost horse, and he responds in kind, with 4GP, dinner, and a place to sleep for the night. 
+- After Brumrik uses his powers to talk with the horse, we learn he lost his owner, and is lost himself. We walk with him into the nearby village of Longsaddle.
 
-☐ We learn that their delicacy in this village are burgers made from a mixture of cow and horse meat.
+- There we meet the lord of the village, where we show him his lost horse, and he responds in kind, with 4GP, dinner, and a place to sleep for the night.
 
-☐ While we eat this delicious food, and none of us seem too ponder the whereabouts of our now friend, Edward the horse.
+- We learn that their delicacy in this village are burgers made from a mixture of cow and horse meat.
 
-☐ Luckily on our way out of the village the next morning, we see our horse friend grazing in a field. Though his future is unknown, he is alive for now.
+- While we eat this delicious food, and none of us seem too ponder the whereabouts of our now friend, Edward the horse.
 
-☐ We continue traveling, and come upon a turned over carriage with what appear to be broken statues.
+- Luckily on our way out of the village the next morning, we see our horse friend grazing in a field. Though his future is unknown, he is alive for now.
 
-☐ At further investigation, we open a metal door in the carriage unknowingly releasing a basilisk.
+- We continue traveling, and come upon a turned over carriage with what appear to be broken statues.
 
-☐ After several attempts at offensively taking care of the creature, and having two party members nearly turn to stone, Lahfawnduh creates a gaggle of mongeese, which distracts the creature long enough for us to get away... for now.
+- At further investigation, we open a metal door in the carriage unknowingly releasing a basilisk.
 
-☐ A couple nights of travel later, we find ourselves around the campfire, pondering what to do for dinner, when a mildly suspicious human woman comes by, holding a spit of rabbits, ready for cooking. Wilhelm is very suspicious of the rabbits, for they don’t appear to have any discernible wounds, so the woman’s claim that she hunted or trapped them didn’t add up. However, after making sure they weren’t poisoned, we allowed her to stay for dinner, and partook in her rabbits. She suspiciously left before we went to sleep, and that night unnatural howls were heard.
+- After several attempts at offensively taking care of the creature, and having two party members nearly turn to stone, Lahfawnduh creates a gaggle of mongeese, which distracts the creature long enough for us to get away... for now.
 
-☐ The next morning, we find ourselves just outside Valhaven, when we hear, and then see two fire giants, playfully crushing a basilisk between two boulders, while searching for a man named Hellmuth Grayarrow.
+- A couple nights of travel later, we find ourselves around the campfire, pondering what to do for dinner, when a mildly suspicious human woman comes by, holding a spit of rabbits, ready for cooking. Wilhelm is very suspicious of the rabbits, for they don’t appear to have any discernible wounds, so the woman’s claim that she hunted or trapped them didn’t add up. However, after making sure they weren’t poisoned, we allowed her to stay for dinner, and partook in her rabbits. She suspiciously left before we went to sleep, and that night unnatural howls were heard.
 
-☐ After narrowly avoiding being caught (and probably murdered) by the two giants, they use an amulet which causes a bright light to shine in the direction of Hellmuth.
+- The next morning, we find ourselves just outside Valhaven, when we hear, and then see two fire giants, playfully crushing a basilisk between two boulders, while searching for a man named Hellmuth Grayarrow.
 
-☐ They go on their merry way, and we enter Valhaven. Once there, we see a wanted poster for some dude, and also while walking through town we see a huge blue dome. We learn a fire elemental was spawned there by an overzealous blacksmith, attempting to make a better forge.
+- After narrowly avoiding being caught (and probably murdered) by the two giants, they use an amulet which causes a bright light to shine in the direction of Hellmuth.
 
-☐ We chose to investigate the elemental situation, as our cloaks become soaked with the never ending rain.
+- They go on their merry way, and we enter Valhaven. Once there, we see a wanted poster for some dude, and also while walking through town we see a huge blue dome. We learn a fire elemental was spawned there by an overzealous blacksmith, attempting to make a better forge.
+
+- We chose to investigate the elemental situation, as our cloaks become soaked with the never ending rain.

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-* Met Fantastic Raymond the hair stylist
-* Brumrik got a fantastic hairdo in the shape and color of fire, and Billy did the same to his beard
-* Met Fantastic Frederick, Fantastic Raymond’s brother
-* Went to Nora’s Fine Jewelry, Lafawnduh bought some hoop earrings.
-* Visited “The Elf Maiden” whose owner is an elf woman who seems to have a clone.
-* Talked with Escobar, the foolhardy blacksmith who attempted to use a fire elemental to make a forge.
+# Many Times I've Gazed Along the Open Road | 2018-04-22
+
+- Met Fantastic Raymond the hair stylist
+- Brumrik got a fantastic hairdo in the shape and color of fire, and Billy did the same to his beard
+- Met Fantastic Frederick, Fantastic Raymond’s brother
+- Went to Nora’s Fine Jewelry, Lafawnduh bought some hoop earrings.
+- Visited “The Elf Maiden” whose owner is an elf woman who seems to have a clone.
+- Talked with Escobar, the foolhardy blacksmith who attempted to use a fire elemental to make a forge.

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-* Talked with “The Doctor” who needs some mushrooms to create… something to capture the elemental
-* We stayed overnight in the university dorms.
-* We went out to get the mushrooms.
-* We stopped some trappers from capturing a griffin.
-* A large 7 foot man with his own family of ghosts surrounding him attempts to capture Lafawnduh, supposedly because he needs her magic.
+# Many Times I've Gazed Along the Open Road | 2018-04-29
+
+- Talked with “The Doctor” who needs some mushrooms to create… something to capture the elemental
+- We stayed overnight in the university dorms.
+- We went out to get the mushrooms.
+- We stopped some trappers from capturing a griffin.
+- A large 7 foot man with his own family of ghosts surrounding him attempts to capture Lafawnduh, supposedly because he needs her magic.

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-* Billy uses all the cunning of a 4 year old child, uses himself as a speed bump, and then latches on to the barbarian’s leg.
-* We begin attempting to knock out, but not kill, this barbarian in hopes of learning more about him.
-* With Balricstein on one leg, Billy on another, and Lafawunduh over the barbarian’s shoulder, we are a sight to see.
-* The barbarian shakes off Billy, which, in hindsight, was a bad move.
-* Billy thwacks the back of the barbarian’s head with the butt end of his longsword.
-* Still trying to push forward, the barbarian begins to move…
-* But he doesn’t go far before Balricstein thwacks him with his mace, and he crumples.
-* Billy uses seemingly superhuman strength to singlehandedly flip over the 7 ft monster of a man.
-* They notice a magical tattoo on his back, that Balricstein can tell is some kind of beacon.
-* Billy becomes convinced this is Hellmuth, the man the fire giants were looking for.
-* Billy again uses seemingly superhuman strength to carry the man to a tree, and the company binds the man to said tree.
-* Lahfawnduh stabilizes the barbarian’s wounds, and Billy slaps him a couple times to wake him up.
-* After some time we learn he IS in fact Hellmuth, and has been constantly on the run for some time. The fire giants seem to be using his life as a game. He wanted to steal Lafawnduh after seeing her use magic. He needs someone to assist him in removing his cursed tattoo.
-* Balricstein attempts to use his magic to remove it to no avail…. And then after seemingly talking to himself for a bit, he cackles in a most evil manner.
-* His second attempt is successful, the mark gone from Hellmuth’s back…. But one of Balricstein’s eyes is now jet black, and he claims he can see better than he had before. Balricstein seems unfazed by his jet black eye and his talking to things that aren’t there… the rest of the party is a bit concerned.
-* Hellmuth leaves us, thanking us, and we depart, making our way down into the mushroom cave.
+# Blood Boils Hot, I Feel My Temperature Rise | 2018-05-06
+
+- Billy uses all the cunning of a 4 year old child, uses himself as a speed bump, and then latches on to the barbarian’s leg.
+- We begin attempting to knock out, but not kill, this barbarian in hopes of learning more about him.
+- With Balricstein on one leg, Billy on another, and Lafawunduh over the barbarian’s shoulder, we are a sight to see.
+- The barbarian shakes off Billy, which, in hindsight, was a bad move.
+- Billy thwacks the back of the barbarian’s head with the butt end of his longsword.
+- Still trying to push forward, the barbarian begins to move…
+- But he doesn’t go far before Balricstein thwacks him with his mace, and he crumples.
+- Billy uses seemingly superhuman strength to singlehandedly flip over the 7 ft monster of a man.
+- They notice a magical tattoo on his back, that Balricstein can tell is some kind of beacon.
+- Billy becomes convinced this is Hellmuth, the man the fire giants were looking for.
+- Billy again uses seemingly superhuman strength to carry the man to a tree, and the company binds the man to said tree.
+- Lahfawnduh stabilizes the barbarian’s wounds, and Billy slaps him a couple times to wake him up.
+- After some time we learn he IS in fact Hellmuth, and has been constantly on the run for some time. The fire giants seem to be using his life as a game. He wanted to steal Lafawnduh after seeing her use magic. He needs someone to assist him in removing his cursed tattoo.
+- Balricstein attempts to use his magic to remove it to no avail…. And then after seemingly talking to himself for a bit, he cackles in a most evil manner.
+- His second attempt is successful, the mark gone from Hellmuth’s back…. But one of Balricstein’s eyes is now jet black, and he claims he can see better than he had before. Balricstein seems unfazed by his jet black eye and his talking to things that aren’t there… the rest of the party is a bit concerned.
+- Hellmuth leaves us, thanking us, and we depart, making our way down into the mushroom cave.

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-* Hellmuth went out to grab a fleeing flatbear
-* Balric came back to see if the adventurers at the tournament would be good to join CoF
-* Balric and Brumrik buys an Unbrero
-* Balric goes to The Malcontent Noble - Damien is the owner
-* Bigger on the inside than the outside?
-* Damien is a creep.
-* Balric asks him about his eye.
-* Damien brings up a book about the Demon Lords of the Shadow.. Something?
-* Balric buys the book for 50 silver, and also buys a pound of batwings for 5 silver.
-* Balric bribes damien with a gold to not tell anyone about the encounter.
-* Billy asks around and eventually goes to Escobar the Blacksmith to see if he can merge Shatterspike into his shortsword.
-* Billy asks him to merge his shortsword with shatterspike, Escobar says 320 to shave down the sword
-* Escobar notices fire elemental at school.
-* Billy tries (and fails) to convince him that it’s too weak of an elemental for him.
-* Escobar and Billy shake hands on 300 gold to make a short sword version of Shatterspike. Henceforth known as Shorterspike.
-* Brumrik goes to the clinic, and then to a cleric of Pelor named Harbick.
-* Harbick is a pudgy elf.
-* Brumrick’s penis is orange, and smells of potato salad.
-* After some spellwork it still smells slightly of potato salad, but is no longer orange.
-* Brumrick immediately tries to talk to a dwarven woman stroking her beard.
-* Ulligul goes to the Elf Maiden.
-* Ulligul is a brooding dick to the waitress, and then orders a whiskey.
-* Ulligul continues to be a dick as he tries to steal a bottle of whiskey.
-* They reminisce about wood types.
-* One of the elf maiden’s clones learns of Ulligul’s past, and his wife and daughter.
-* Ulligul continues being a brooding dick, and then gets a little rapey.
-* Ulligul’s sister-in-law lives around here I guess?
-* Ulligul gets real rapey. And continues to be a brooding dick.
-* Our house is on stilts.
-* Brumwik talks to some minnows in the rain water. 
-* Town crier yells about festival grounds and some corporal or something?
-* Balric gets CoF logo on Unbrero and Ulligul gets a black one.
-* We go to Face Rock to talk to the council about the rain.
-* On our way we see a body that appears to be blasted.
-* We go into face rock. Brumrik says we are to see the Council.
-* We go to talk with z-dar, some dude who seems to deal with dicks like us.
-* Z-dar is an old copper dragonborn.
-* Z-Dar says the clouds are coming from the mountains, which is the east, and not the west, which is more normal.
-* The parties that went to look 20% die.
-* Z-Dar gets defensive when we ask him how he has nothing to show.
-* Coming from the whisps?
-* We get kicked out of his office.
+# The Boys are Back in Town | 2018-10-21
+
+- Hellmuth went out to grab a fleeing flatbear
+- Balric came back to see if the adventurers at the tournament would be good to join CoF
+- Balric and Brumrik buys an Unbrero
+- Balric goes to The Malcontent Noble - Damien is the owner
+- Bigger on the inside than the outside?
+- Damien is a creep.
+- Balric asks him about his eye.
+- Damien brings up a book about the Demon Lords of the Shadow.. Something?
+- Balric buys the book for 50 silver, and also buys a pound of batwings for 5 silver.
+- Balric bribes damien with a gold to not tell anyone about the encounter.
+- Billy asks around and eventually goes to Escobar the Blacksmith to see if he can merge Shatterspike into his shortsword.
+- Billy asks him to merge his shortsword with shatterspike, Escobar says 320 to shave down the sword
+- Escobar notices fire elemental at school.
+- Billy tries (and fails) to convince him that it’s too weak of an elemental for him.
+- Escobar and Billy shake hands on 300 gold to make a short sword version of Shatterspike. Henceforth known as Shorterspike.
+- Brumrik goes to the clinic, and then to a cleric of Pelor named Harbick.
+- Harbick is a pudgy elf.
+- Brumrick’s penis is orange, and smells of potato salad.
+- After some spellwork it still smells slightly of potato salad, but is no longer orange.
+- Brumrick immediately tries to talk to a dwarven woman stroking her beard.
+- Ulligul goes to the Elf Maiden.
+- Ulligul is a brooding dick to the waitress, and then orders a whiskey.
+- Ulligul continues to be a dick as he tries to steal a bottle of whiskey.
+- They reminisce about wood types.
+- One of the elf maiden’s clones learns of Ulligul’s past, and his wife and daughter.
+- Ulligul continues being a brooding dick, and then gets a little rapey.
+- Ulligul’s sister-in-law lives around here I guess?
+- Ulligul gets real rapey. And continues to be a brooding dick.
+- Our house is on stilts.
+- Brumwik talks to some minnows in the rain water.
+- Town crier yells about festival grounds and some corporal or something?
+- Balric gets CoF logo on Unbrero and Ulligul gets a black one.
+- We go to Face Rock to talk to the council about the rain.
+- On our way we see a body that appears to be blasted.
+- We go into face rock. Brumrik says we are to see the Council.
+- We go to talk with z-dar, some dude who seems to deal with dicks like us.
+- Z-dar is an old copper dragonborn.
+- Z-Dar says the clouds are coming from the mountains, which is the east, and not the west, which is more normal.
+- The parties that went to look 20% die.
+- Z-Dar gets defensive when we ask him how he has nothing to show.
+- Coming from the whisps?
+- We get kicked out of his office.

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-* Ulligul buys some Special Paper™ and Special Pens™
-* Brumwick talks about squirrel stuff to squirrels
-* We go up the mountain and see a rotted out cart with no bodies but a bag of clothes.
-* Billy can’t figure out what caused the damage.
-* Brumwick deduces that horses were used in moving this cart.
-* We see a more recent cart, and brumwick licks some blood spots.
-* Billy finds more clothes, and alchemical supplies, a healer’s kit, and a book that confuses Billy, looks like research notes
-* Billy finds a secret compartment with goggles.
-* Ulligul sees that its notes on how they do their spells?
-* Billy grabs some owlman goggles.
-* Large boulder smashes the cart in front of Billy.
-* Another boulder smashes, and Ulligul sees a big dude throwing the boulder.
-* A battle begins with an enormous fuckin’ two-headed dude.
-* Billy and Ulligul do kickass synchronized cartwheels dodging a boulder.
-* Billy keeps running like crazy to make it up to battle…
-* Balricstein fucking murders that fool. 
-* Brumrik decapitates the body for some reason. And brings the head with him.
-* We see a crazy tower. With weird silvery giant vultures with people riding on it?
-* We see a bell and try to disable it. We succeed in disabling it.
-* Brumrik proceeds to ring the disabled bell.
-* Savra Belabranta opens the door and says hi. Isn’t happy we broke her bell. Lets us inside anyway.
-* They are celebrating the 20th anniversary of the formation of the group
-* They are known as the feather-gale knights.
-* They historically fly around and protect peeps.
-* But now they are having issues with wind elementals.
-* We talk to Thurl., the commander of the feather-gale knights.
-* Thurl tells us they think the storms are coming from a storm giant’s compound.
-* We are no match for the storm giant.
-* Ulligul, Billy, and Brumrik fix the bell.
-* We have a feast and tell the tales of our past.
-* A dude barges in and tells the crowd they found a manticore.
-* We are asked to join the hunt.
-* We got onto hippogriffs and flew out.
-* Brumrik’s hippogriff’s name is Narla.
+# The Boys are Back in Town | 2018-10-28
+- Ulligul buys some Special Paper™ and Special Pens™
+- Brumwick talks about squirrel stuff to squirrels
+- We go up the mountain and see a rotted out cart with no bodies but a bag of clothes.
+- Billy can’t figure out what caused the damage.
+- Brumwick deduces that horses were used in moving this cart.
+- We see a more recent cart, and brumwick licks some blood spots.
+- Billy finds more clothes, and alchemical supplies, a healer’s kit, and a book that confuses Billy, looks like research notes
+- Billy finds a secret compartment with goggles.
+- Ulligul sees that its notes on how they do their spells?
+- Billy grabs some owlman goggles.
+- Large boulder smashes the cart in front of Billy.
+- Another boulder smashes, and Ulligul sees a big dude throwing the boulder.
+- A battle begins with an enormous fuckin’ two-headed dude.
+- Billy and Ulligul do kickass synchronized cartwheels dodging a boulder.
+- Billy keeps running like crazy to make it up to battle…
+- Balricstein fucking murders that fool.
+- Brumrik decapitates the body for some reason. And brings the head with him.
+- We see a crazy tower. With weird silvery giant vultures with people riding on it?
+- We see a bell and try to disable it. We succeed in disabling it.
+- Brumrik proceeds to ring the disabled bell.
+- Savra Belabranta opens the door and says hi. Isn’t happy we broke her bell. Lets us inside anyway.
+- They are celebrating the 20th anniversary of the formation of the group
+- They are known as the feather-gale knights.
+- They historically fly around and protect peeps.
+- But now they are having issues with wind elementals.
+- We talk to Thurl., the commander of the feather-gale knights.
+- Thurl tells us they think the storms are coming from a storm giant’s compound.
+- We are no match for the storm giant.
+- Ulligul, Billy, and Brumrik fix the bell.
+- We have a feast and tell the tales of our past.
+- A dude barges in and tells the crowd they found a manticore.
+- We are asked to join the hunt.
+- We got onto hippogriffs and flew out.
+- Brumrik’s hippogriff’s name is Narla.

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+# 📺 The Boys are Back in Town | 2018-11-04
+
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-* We continue with the hunting group.
-* Brumwik bets Billy whoever jumps from their hippogriff onto the manticore gets 10 gold.
-* Balricstein gets motion sick and vomits on his flying steed.
-* Brumwik spots the manticore amongst the rocks!
-* Brumik darts after the manticore as though it were a snitch, and tells nobody.
-* Brumwik gets peppered with tail spikes, and falls back.
-* A battle begins, brumwik and billy go after it together while Balric lands on a nearby mountain, vomiting along the way.
-* Thurl and friends form up and freezes a wing of the manticore.
-* Ulligul injures the good wing.
-* The manticore tries to fly away.
-* Brumwik leaps from Narla and onto the manticore’s butt
-* Brumwik proceeds to stab the manticore directly in the spinal cord at the base of the neck.
-* The manticore and Brumwik both plummet to the ground and we hear a very loud crunch.
-* Billy and Balric race to get to Brumwik, and Ulligul succeeds in dropping his healer’s kit 200 feet in the air to the ground onto the manticore.
-* Brumwik coughs up some blood.
-* Billy rushes to Brumwik’s side, picks up the healers kit, and, completely bewildered, looks through it, and picks a potion at random. It seems to work, but now Brumwik’s lips are blue.
-* Brumwik is very cold (on the inside), but alive.
-* Thurl is impressed with Brumwik, and gives him his ring.
-* It has a fun symbol on it. 3 diverging lines atop an inverted equilateral triangle.
-* It is the symbol of elemental evil air.
-* Thurl and friends get pissed at Brumwik being an uncharismatic idiot, fly away with our hippogriffs too, and then ice blast us.
-* Brumwik gets knocked out again.
-* Thurl’s buddies try to knock ulligul off his hippogriff.
-* They succeed.
-* Billy flings a Handaxe into the hippogriff of Thurl. He won’t be getting that axe back.
-* Ulligul stabilizes Brumwik again.
-* The dickbags fly away.
-* We are stranded up in the mountains at night.
-* We set up camp for the night in the valley we are stranded on.
-* The next day Billy puts the owl goggles on. They are night vision goggles.
-* Ulligul looks through the book and finds out its an Alchemist’s spellbook.
-* Ulligul learns a spell from the book.
-* Billy looks at the ring again and it jogs his memory of Elemental Evil. The symbol represents a base level evil. It’s made of gold.
-* We head back to the tower to fuck shit up, and to steal some hippogriffs
-* We get noticed and Balric BLASTS the horn out of the guys hand.
+
+- We continue with the hunting group.
+- Brumwik bets Billy whoever jumps from their hippogriff onto the manticore gets 10 gold.
+- Balricstein gets motion sick and vomits on his flying steed.
+- Brumwik spots the manticore amongst the rocks!
+- Brumik darts after the manticore as though it were a snitch, and tells nobody.
+- Brumwik gets peppered with tail spikes, and falls back.
+- A battle begins, brumwik and billy go after it together while Balric lands on a nearby mountain, vomiting along the way.
+- Thurl and friends form up and freezes a wing of the manticore.
+- Ulligul injures the good wing.
+- The manticore tries to fly away.
+- Brumwik leaps from Narla and onto the manticore’s butt
+- Brumwik proceeds to stab the manticore directly in the spinal cord at the base of the neck.
+- The manticore and Brumwik both plummet to the ground and we hear a very loud crunch.
+- Billy and Balric race to get to Brumwik, and Ulligul succeeds in dropping his healer’s kit 200 feet in the air to the ground onto the manticore.
+- Brumwik coughs up some blood.
+- Billy rushes to Brumwik’s side, picks up the healers kit, and, completely bewildered, looks through it, and picks a potion at random. It seems to work, but now Brumwik’s lips are blue.
+- Brumwik is very cold (on the inside), but alive.
+- Thurl is impressed with Brumwik, and gives him his ring.
+- It has a fun symbol on it. 3 diverging lines atop an inverted equilateral triangle.
+- It is the symbol of elemental evil air.
+- Thurl and friends get pissed at Brumwik being an uncharismatic idiot, fly away with our hippogriffs too, and then ice blast us.
+- Brumwik gets knocked out again.
+- Thurl’s buddies try to knock ulligul off his hippogriff.
+- They succeed.
+- Billy flings a Handaxe into the hippogriff of Thurl. He won’t be getting that axe back.
+- Ulligul stabilizes Brumwik again.
+- The dickbags fly away.
+- We are stranded up in the mountains at night.
+- We set up camp for the night in the valley we are stranded on.
+- The next day Billy puts the owl goggles on. They are night vision goggles.
+- Ulligul looks through the book and finds out its an Alchemist’s spellbook.
+- Ulligul learns a spell from the book.
+- Billy looks at the ring again and it jogs his memory of Elemental Evil. The symbol represents a base level evil. It’s made of gold.
+- We head back to the tower to fuck shit up, and to steal some hippogriffs
+- We get noticed and Balric BLASTS the horn out of the guys hand.

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+# 📺 The Boys are Back in Town | 2018-11-11
+
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-* Brumwik casts nondetection onto Billy. (like a stealth bomber)
-* Brumwik disguises himself as Thurl.
-* It works for about a 3rd of a second before the real Thurl asks what the fuck.
-* Thurl and friends begin to surround the Crown of Fire in the air.
-* A battle begins!
-* A dude on a bird flys down to attack Brumwik
-* As he gets close to the ground, Billy points Shorterspike upwards and slices the belly of the flying steed.
-* Balricstein fucking lights Thurl and friends on fire!
-* Some of Thurl’s friends die, and Thurl retreats!
-* Wilhelm begins to storm the tower as fast as he can… which isn’t very fast.
-* Brumwik spears two arrows into Thurl, and joins Billy storming the tower.
-* Ulligul sprints forward and… easily passes Billy.
-* One of Thurl’s friends uses Ray of Frost on Brumwik, and makes a retreat.
-* Balricstein BLASTS Thurl out of the air.
-* Billy continues to storm the tower.
-* Brumwik passes Billy.
-* Ulligul passes Billy.
-* Balricstein passes Billy.
-* Riders from the tower fly off to the east.
-* Brumwick tries to pick up Billy.
-* Billy is heavier than he looks.
-* The Crown of Fire makes it to the base of the tower.
-* Intern guards from the tower attempt to hit us with arrows, rocks, and other things.
-* The Crown of Fire makes it to the edge where the bridge is drawn.
-* Brumwik puts on the Ring and begins climbing up the cliffside.
-* Brumwik throws a rope down.
-* The rest of the Crown of Fire climbs the rope.
-* They make it into the stable.
-* Brumwik rubs his Ring in a clockwise circle.
-* The stable is deserted.
-* Interns make noise in the upper floors.
-* Billy finds a map.
-* It shows a marked area that is labeled the “Howling Temple”
-* Brumwik whistles.
-* Billy finds a weird-ass wing suit.
-* Brumwik, noticing he’s Thurl, asks Billy to punch him.
-* Billy punches Thurl.
-* Interns come down, and Brumwik immediately is a dumbass.
-* 2 interns attack Balricstein and Ulligul respectively.
-* Brumwik tries to convince them to take us prisoner instead of attacking.
-* Somehow he succeeds in convincing them that he is, in fact, Thurl.
-* Brumwik says some stupid bullshit to the interns.
-* The interns attempt to capture Balricstein and Billy
-* Billy and Balric pretend to struggle, but allow themselves to be captured.
-* Brumwik, still pretending to be Thurl, tells the interns to take them to the top of the tower.
-* The interns attempt to bind the hands and feet of Balric and Billy
-* Brumwik, being a terrible actor, fucks up giving orders.
-* The Head Intern shows up.
-* Billy resists, but they succeed in tying his hands.
-* The interns try to tie Billy’s feet, but Billy succeeds in breaking free.
-* Head Intern punches Billy straight in the head.
-* Billy leaps up and tries to kick the head intern with both feet.
-* He fails. And Billy notices he is in a bad spot.
-* The interns attempt to tie Billy’s feet again, and fail.
-* The head intern fucks Billy up.
-* Brumwick, as Thurl, cringes.
-* Brumwik attempts to pick the Head Intern up and throws him out the window.
-* Brumwik utterly fails and the interns pull him off the Head intern.
-* A battle begins!
-* Balricstein and Billy are hogtied.
-* Ulligul kills a dude.
-* The Head Intern fucks Brumwik up.
-* Billy is in a rage.
-* Brumwik fucks some interns up. (Darth Maul style)
-* Ulligul unties Balricstein.
-* Head Intern attempts to avenge Gregory the intern’s life.
-* Billy tackles an intern to the ground, and bashes him in the skull.
-* Balricstein fuckin’ fireballs the Head Intern.
-* It happens to take down Brumwik too.
-* A bunch of interns fuckin’ die.
-* Some other interns attack Billy.
-* Ulligul unties Billy.
-* Billy screams in rage.
-* He stabs Shorterspike into the guy below him, killing him, and then proceeds to split the guy in front of him in half. Hot dog style.
-* Billy cackles in joy as he is sprayed with his enemy’s blood.
-* An intern throws a dagger into Ulligul.
-* An intern stabs Billy.
-* Billy laughs at the pain he feels from the blow.
-* Ulligul literally fuckin’ teleports.
-* And then proceeds to murder some interns.
-* The Head Intern brutally attacks Billy.
-* Billy responds by fuckin’ decapitating the Head Intern.
-* Balricstein spits poison at the final intern, but the intern seems resistant.
-* The intern pulls a lever, and a gigantic log swings from the sky.
-* Ulligul attempts to get out of the way, and fails.
-* The intern attempts to run away
-* Balricstein and Billy respond to his cowardice by making his body explode.
-* Ulligul stabilizes Brumwik. 
+
+- Brumwik casts nondetection onto Billy. (like a stealth bomber)
+- Brumwik disguises himself as Thurl.
+- It works for about a 3rd of a second before the real Thurl asks what the fuck.
+- Thurl and friends begin to surround the Crown of Fire in the air.
+- A battle begins!
+- A dude on a bird flys down to attack Brumwik
+- As he gets close to the ground, Billy points Shorterspike upwards and slices the belly of the flying steed.
+- Balricstein fucking lights Thurl and friends on fire!
+- Some of Thurl’s friends die, and Thurl retreats!
+- Wilhelm begins to storm the tower as fast as he can… which isn’t very fast.
+- Brumwik spears two arrows into Thurl, and joins Billy storming the tower.
+- Ulligul sprints forward and… easily passes Billy.
+- One of Thurl’s friends uses Ray of Frost on Brumwik, and makes a retreat.
+- Balricstein BLASTS Thurl out of the air.
+- Billy continues to storm the tower.
+- Brumwik passes Billy.
+- Ulligul passes Billy.
+- Balricstein passes Billy.
+- Riders from the tower fly off to the east.
+- Brumwick tries to pick up Billy.
+- Billy is heavier than he looks.
+- The Crown of Fire makes it to the base of the tower.
+- Intern guards from the tower attempt to hit us with arrows, rocks, and other things.
+- The Crown of Fire makes it to the edge where the bridge is drawn.
+- Brumwik puts on the Ring and begins climbing up the cliffside.
+- Brumwik throws a rope down.
+- The rest of the Crown of Fire climbs the rope.
+- They make it into the stable.
+- Brumwik rubs his Ring in a clockwise circle.
+- The stable is deserted.
+- Interns make noise in the upper floors.
+- Billy finds a map.
+- It shows a marked area that is labeled the “Howling Temple”
+- Brumwik whistles.
+- Billy finds a weird-ass wing suit.
+- Brumwik, noticing he’s Thurl, asks Billy to punch him.
+- Billy punches Thurl.
+- Interns come down, and Brumwik immediately is a dumbass.
+- 2 interns attack Balricstein and Ulligul respectively.
+- Brumwik tries to convince them to take us prisoner instead of attacking.
+- Somehow he succeeds in convincing them that he is, in fact, Thurl.
+- Brumwik says some stupid bullshit to the interns.
+- The interns attempt to capture Balricstein and Billy
+- Billy and Balric pretend to struggle, but allow themselves to be captured.
+- Brumwik, still pretending to be Thurl, tells the interns to take them to the top of the tower.
+- The interns attempt to bind the hands and feet of Balric and Billy
+- Brumwik, being a terrible actor, fucks up giving orders.
+- The Head Intern shows up.
+- Billy resists, but they succeed in tying his hands.
+- The interns try to tie Billy’s feet, but Billy succeeds in breaking free.
+- Head Intern punches Billy straight in the head.
+- Billy leaps up and tries to kick the head intern with both feet.
+- He fails. And Billy notices he is in a bad spot.
+- The interns attempt to tie Billy’s feet again, and fail.
+- The head intern fucks Billy up.
+- Brumwick, as Thurl, cringes.
+- Brumwik attempts to pick the Head Intern up and throws him out the window.
+- Brumwik utterly fails and the interns pull him off the Head intern.
+- A battle begins!
+- Balricstein and Billy are hogtied.
+- Ulligul kills a dude.
+- The Head Intern fucks Brumwik up.
+- Billy is in a rage.
+- Brumwik fucks some interns up. (Darth Maul style)
+- Ulligul unties Balricstein.
+- Head Intern attempts to avenge Gregory the intern’s life.
+- Billy tackles an intern to the ground, and bashes him in the skull.
+- Balricstein fuckin’ fireballs the Head Intern.
+- It happens to take down Brumwik too.
+- A bunch of interns fuckin’ die.
+- Some other interns attack Billy.
+- Ulligul unties Billy.
+- Billy screams in rage.
+- He stabs Shorterspike into the guy below him, killing him, and then proceeds to split the guy in front of him in half. Hot dog style.
+- Billy cackles in joy as he is sprayed with his enemy’s blood.
+- An intern throws a dagger into Ulligul.
+- An intern stabs Billy.
+- Billy laughs at the pain he feels from the blow.
+- Ulligul literally fuckin’ teleports.
+- And then proceeds to murder some interns.
+- The Head Intern brutally attacks Billy.
+- Billy responds by fuckin’ decapitating the Head Intern.
+- Balricstein spits poison at the final intern, but the intern seems resistant.
+- The intern pulls a lever, and a gigantic log swings from the sky.
+- Ulligul attempts to get out of the way, and fails.
+- The intern attempts to run away
+- Balricstein and Billy respond to his cowardice by making his body explode.
+- Ulligul stabilizes Brumwik.

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+# 🔊 This Bird You Cannot Change | 2018-12-02
+
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-* The Crown of Fire takes a short rest, bandaging up what they can.
-* The Crown of Fire finds a blue potion on the Head Intern.
-* Balricstein recognizes the potion’s smell as a potion of Heroism.
-* Balricstein and Brumwik go down and out of the building to defile Thurl’s body.
-* Billy and Ulligul hang back inside in case anything goes awry.
-* Thurl has another ring on. A DOUBLE RING. MADE OUT OF GOLD.
-* Balricstein takes the ring, and puts it in his bag.
-* Thurl also has A SCROLL OF BEAST BOND and A SCROLL OF SKYWRITE.
-* Ulligul finds a desk, and starts to learn how to skywrite.
-* The rest of the Crown of Fire marches upwards to the next floor.
-* Billy opens the door SWAT team style, and announces the first room is clear.
-* Balricstein gingerly opens another door and sees that that room is empty.
-* Brumwik casually opens the next door, and finds the room is also empty.
-* Brumwik finds an ivory statue of a lady that is maybe associated with a lady?
-* Billy breaks the final door down, revealing an empty room.
-* The Crown of Fire continues to the next floor.
-* Ulligul continues writing.
-* Balricstein enters the first room of the third floor.
-* Billy shoulder-bashes the door next to Balricstein, revealing an empty, although fancy room.
-* Brumwik knocks on the third door. Nobody answers.
-* Brumwik opens the door revealing a super nice room with a chest.
-* Billy defaces the Feathergale tapestry on the wall.
-* Brumwik opens the chest. He finds 420gp.
-* Brumwik finds a smaller box inside the chest with a letter on top of it.
-* THE LETTER talks about the Black Earth cult, and is from a queen of the feathergale knights? Or something? They captured… an already captured noblewoman from Waterdeep.
-* A big ass 12 sided die entrances Brumwik, and he stares deeply into it, and it keeps drawing him in further.
-* He keeps going deeper until an orb of light pulsates toward him
-* Billy questions what the stone is and grabs it, he then is also drawn to darkness
-* Brumwik begins to see infinite possibilities of the world around him.
-* Brumwik gains inspiration and comes back from the darkness.
-* The entirety of the crown of fire gets into their wings suits and flies off the tower away from the sunset toward the Howling Temple.
-* Ulligul skywrites “FUCK THURL” so that it floats above his mangled corpse at the base of the tower.
-* INTERMISSION
-* The Crown of Fire lands amongst the trees just as dusk hits.
-* We hear hippogriffs making chicken noises. As is normal for hippogriffs.
-* Balricstein summons Kevin the Imp to go scout around while invisible.
-* Kevin the imp starts to scout around, while invisible.
-* Balricstein sees through his black eye to see what Kevin the Imp sees.
-* There are two guards.
-* Balricstein casts Crown of Madness on one of the guards, and has him attack the other guard.
-* In the flurry of confusion, Brumwik strikes true with an arrow for each guard.
-* Ulligul pummels one guard with Magic Missile, and the guard dies.
-* Balricstein releases the mental grip on the second guard, and then blasts him with mental energy.
-* Brumwik misses killing the guard, and the guard hides behind one of the vultures.
-* Billy runs up on the guard, jumping over a ray of frost along the way.
-* Balricstein blasts the guard throwing the energy under the bird legs.
-* Ulligul finishes him off with a magic missile.
-* Billy feels the energy force of Ulligul’s magic missile.
-* Brumwik sees that the hippogriff is Narla.
-* Billy feeds one of the vultures some goblin ears.
-* Billy throws a handful over to Ulligul and Balricstein.
-* Brumwik casts talk to animals, and while they talk to eachother, Billy feeds some goblin ears to them. They agree to join us.
-* The Crown of Fire mounts up and takes to the skies, the fourth vulture coming along for the journey.
-* The Crown of Fire lands in a cave.
-* Billy takes first watch.
-* Billy almost falls asleep.
-* Balricstein takes second watch.
-* Balricstein completely falls asleep.
-* Ulligul takes third watch.
-* Ulligul doesn’t notice a large creature approach.
-* A roar awakens everyone.
-* A black bear charges The Crown of Fire.
-* The black bear bites and swipes at Ulligul and Balricstein.
-* Billy disembowels the bear.
-* Back asleep, Balricstein envisions a scepter and flame floating in front of him. He grabs it, and the flame disappears.
-* He is now being worshipped by people?
-* A bunch of crazy bullshit happens?
-* It ends up at the very cave we are staying at…
-* And Balricstein wakes up and hears a voice in his head that says “reward”
+- The Crown of Fire takes a short rest, bandaging up what they can.
+- The Crown of Fire finds a blue potion on the Head Intern.
+- Balricstein recognizes the potion’s smell as a potion of Heroism.
+- Balricstein and Brumwik go down and out of the building to defile Thurl’s body.
+- Billy and Ulligul hang back inside in case anything goes awry.
+- Thurl has another ring on. A DOUBLE RING. MADE OUT OF GOLD.
+- Balricstein takes the ring, and puts it in his bag.
+- Thurl also has A SCROLL OF BEAST BOND and A SCROLL OF SKYWRITE.
+- Ulligul finds a desk, and starts to learn how to skywrite.
+- The rest of the Crown of Fire marches upwards to the next floor.
+- Billy opens the door SWAT team style, and announces the first room is clear.
+- Balricstein gingerly opens another door and sees that that room is empty.
+- Brumwik casually opens the next door, and finds the room is also empty.
+- Brumwik finds an ivory statue of a lady that is maybe associated with a lady?
+- Billy breaks the final door down, revealing an empty room.
+- The Crown of Fire continues to the next floor.
+- Ulligul continues writing.
+- Balricstein enters the first room of the third floor.
+- Billy shoulder-bashes the door next to Balricstein, revealing an empty, although fancy room.
+- Brumwik knocks on the third door. Nobody answers.
+- Brumwik opens the door revealing a super nice room with a chest.
+- Billy defaces the Feathergale tapestry on the wall.
+- Brumwik opens the chest. He finds 420gp.
+- Brumwik finds a smaller box inside the chest with a letter on top of it.
+- THE LETTER talks about the Black Earth cult, and is from a queen of the feathergale knights? Or something? They captured… an already captured noblewoman from Waterdeep.
+- A big ass 12 sided die entrances Brumwik, and he stares deeply into it, and it keeps drawing him in further.
+- He keeps going deeper until an orb of light pulsates toward him
+- Billy questions what the stone is and grabs it, he then is also drawn to darkness
+- Brumwik begins to see infinite possibilities of the world around him.
+- Brumwik gains inspiration and comes back from the darkness.
+- The entirety of the crown of fire gets into their wings suits and flies off the tower away from the sunset toward the Howling Temple.
+- Ulligul skywrites “FUCK THURL” so that it floats above his mangled corpse at the base of the tower.
+- INTERMISSION
+- The Crown of Fire lands amongst the trees just as dusk hits.
+- We hear hippogriffs making chicken noises. As is normal for hippogriffs.
+- Balricstein summons Kevin the Imp to go scout around while invisible.
+- Kevin the imp starts to scout around, while invisible.
+- Balricstein sees through his black eye to see what Kevin the Imp sees.
+- There are two guards.
+- Balricstein casts Crown of Madness on one of the guards, and has him attack the other guard.
+- In the flurry of confusion, Brumwik strikes true with an arrow for each guard.
+- Ulligul pummels one guard with Magic Missile, and the guard dies.
+- Balricstein releases the mental grip on the second guard, and then blasts him with mental energy.
+- Brumwik misses killing the guard, and the guard hides behind one of the vultures.
+- Billy runs up on the guard, jumping over a ray of frost along the way.
+- Balricstein blasts the guard throwing the energy under the bird legs.
+- Ulligul finishes him off with a magic missile.
+- Billy feels the energy force of Ulligul’s magic missile.
+- Brumwik sees that the hippogriff is Narla.
+- Billy feeds one of the vultures some goblin ears.
+- Billy throws a handful over to Ulligul and Balricstein.
+- Brumwik casts talk to animals, and while they talk to eachother, Billy feeds some goblin ears to them. They agree to join us.
+- The Crown of Fire mounts up and takes to the skies, the fourth vulture coming along for the journey.
+- The Crown of Fire lands in a cave.
+- Billy takes first watch.
+- Billy almost falls asleep.
+- Balricstein takes second watch.
+- Balricstein completely falls asleep.
+- Ulligul takes third watch.
+- Ulligul doesn’t notice a large creature approach.
+- A roar awakens everyone.
+- A black bear charges The Crown of Fire.
+- The black bear bites and swipes at Ulligul and Balricstein.
+- Billy disembowels the bear.
+- Back asleep, Balricstein envisions a scepter and flame floating in front of him. He grabs it, and the flame disappears.
+- He is now being worshipped by people?
+- A bunch of crazy bullshit happens?
+- It ends up at the very cave we are staying at…
+- And Balricstein wakes up and hears a voice in his head that says “reward”

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-* Brumwik has decided completely on his own that the inspiration giving stone is named ‘Steve’s Ball’
-* Brumwik is officially the caretaker of Steve’s Ball
-* The Crown of fire goes deeper into the cave and sees a cave vagina.
-* Billy jumps over the Cave Vagina and promptly falls into a pit.
-* The others get around the Cave Vagina, and we continue forward into a chamber.
-* A wall of fire closes the way out.
-* Balial talks to us in our heads with a riddle.
-* The answer is fear.
-* There are two ghostbusters hounds in the room.
-* Brumwik mounts one.
-* Balricstein picks up the Rod of the Pact Keeper from a shrine of Balial.
-* Billy slaps the butt of the mastiff Brumwik is riding.
-* Billy gets frustrated that Balial won’t talk to him and leaves.
-* Everyone else leaves.
-* Brumwik puts his ring on Balricsteins Rod.
-* The Crown of Fire mounts up and flies toward where the clouds are being made.
-* As we approach we see an enormous structure atop an enormous mountain.
-* The Crown of Fire flies to the tallest tower.
-* The windows are 6ft wide.
-* The Crown of Fire lands by the front door.
-* Billy exclaims What Knockers!
-* Billy climbs onto Balric’s shoulders.
-* Billy knocks on the door with the knockers.
-* Nobody answers.
-* Billy pushes on the door.
-* The door opens.
-* We go in and close the door mostly to not let the cold in.
-* Billy shouts IS ANYBODY HOME.
-* Nobody answers.
-* The Crown of Fire goes upstairs.
-* Billy is winded from the stairs.
-* Billy goes to the closed door and knocks.
-* Nobody answers.
-* Billy pushes on the door to see if it is locked.
-* It is not locked.
-* Billy opens the door.
-* It’s a library. Nobody is inside.
-* We hear a gigantic smash outside.
-* The giant says “Damnit, how long do I have to look?”
-* Billy shouts “What’s up dude?”
-* Brumwik sees him to be a cloud giant.
-* The giant goes inside, and the crown of fire goes to find him.
-* Balricstein and Ulligul methodically go down each stair.
-* Brumwik and Billy climb up the bannister and Billy uses Brumwik as a surfboard as they slide all the way down.
-* Billy does a sweet flip at the bottom and sticks the landing, though a little wobbly.
-* The Crown of Fire goes into the observatory room and sees a tornadomachine, as well as a city in the clouds.
-* The Crown of Fire start to smell venison?
-* The Crown of Fire follow our nose to the kitchen.
-* The Crown of Fire sees the giant cooking two whole deer.
-* Billy shouts out to the giant,
-* The giant looks over but otherwise ignores us.
-* Brumwik tries to get the giants attention by stamping on his foot
-* The giant slaps him away seeing him as a pest
-* Balricstein yells out to the giant and says he has a chef if he needs help.
-* The giant seems annoyed.
-* He is interested in bear meat.
-* He tells us to sit at the table.
-* Brumwik climbs up onto the chair.
-* Billy climbs up onto the table and sits down.
-* The giant sits down and begins eating.
-* Billy convinces him that they can help him find what he needs.
-* Billy gives him some bear and The Giant uses it as spices.
-* The cloud giants used to rule over Astoria, but over time the various giants had wars and they lost the knowledge to make the floating cities.
-* He is trying to draw in the city to reappear.
-* He is doing daily trips to the floating city to gather information.
-* He has searching for 5 years for a book about this
-* Billy tries to convince him to let them stay for the night, and fails.
-* The Crown of Fire wanders back out and gets to the mounts.
-* They plan to fly to the cloud city later.
+# This Bird You Cannot Change | 2018-12-09
+
+- Brumwik has decided completely on his own that the inspiration giving stone is named ‘Steve’s Ball’
+- Brumwik is officially the caretaker of Steve’s Ball
+- The Crown of fire goes deeper into the cave and sees a cave vagina.
+- Billy jumps over the Cave Vagina and promptly falls into a pit.
+- The others get around the Cave Vagina, and we continue forward into a chamber.
+- A wall of fire closes the way out.
+- Balial talks to us in our heads with a riddle.
+- The answer is fear.
+- There are two ghostbusters hounds in the room.
+- Brumwik mounts one.
+- Balricstein picks up the Rod of the Pact Keeper from a shrine of Balial.
+- Billy slaps the butt of the mastiff Brumwik is riding.
+- Billy gets frustrated that Balial won’t talk to him and leaves.
+- Everyone else leaves.
+- Brumwik puts his ring on Balricsteins Rod.
+- The Crown of Fire mounts up and flies toward where the clouds are being made.
+- As we approach we see an enormous structure atop an enormous mountain.
+- The Crown of Fire flies to the tallest tower.
+- The windows are 6ft wide.
+- The Crown of Fire lands by the front door.
+- Billy exclaims What Knockers!
+- Billy climbs onto Balric’s shoulders.
+- Billy knocks on the door with the knockers.
+- Nobody answers.
+- Billy pushes on the door.
+- The door opens.
+- We go in and close the door mostly to not let the cold in.
+- Billy shouts IS ANYBODY HOME.
+- Nobody answers.
+- The Crown of Fire goes upstairs.
+- Billy is winded from the stairs.
+- Billy goes to the closed door and knocks.
+- Nobody answers.
+- Billy pushes on the door to see if it is locked.
+- It is not locked.
+- Billy opens the door.
+- It’s a library. Nobody is inside.
+- We hear a gigantic smash outside.
+- The giant says “Damnit, how long do I have to look?”
+- Billy shouts “What’s up dude?”
+- Brumwik sees him to be a cloud giant.
+- The giant goes inside, and the crown of fire goes to find him.
+- Balricstein and Ulligul methodically go down each stair.
+- Brumwik and Billy climb up the bannister and Billy uses Brumwik as a surfboard as they slide all the way down.
+- Billy does a sweet flip at the bottom and sticks the landing, though a little wobbly.
+- The Crown of Fire goes into the observatory room and sees a tornadomachine, as well as a city in the clouds.
+- The Crown of Fire start to smell venison?
+- The Crown of Fire follow our nose to the kitchen.
+- The Crown of Fire sees the giant cooking two whole deer.
+- Billy shouts out to the giant,
+- The giant looks over but otherwise ignores us.
+- Brumwik tries to get the giants attention by stamping on his foot
+- The giant slaps him away seeing him as a pest
+- Balricstein yells out to the giant and says he has a chef if he needs help.
+- The giant seems annoyed.
+- He is interested in bear meat.
+- He tells us to sit at the table.
+- Brumwik climbs up onto the chair.
+- Billy climbs up onto the table and sits down.
+- The giant sits down and begins eating.
+- Billy convinces him that they can help him find what he needs.
+- Billy gives him some bear and The Giant uses it as spices.
+- The cloud giants used to rule over Astoria, but over time the various giants had wars and they lost the knowledge to make the floating cities.
+- He is trying to draw in the city to reappear.
+- He is doing daily trips to the floating city to gather information.
+- He has searching for 5 years for a book about this
+- Billy tries to convince him to let them stay for the night, and fails.
+- The Crown of Fire wanders back out and gets to the mounts.
+- They plan to fly to the cloud city later.

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-* Brumwik learns from narla that the crown of fire could use the tornadomachine to fly up to the city.
-* Brumwik tells the crown of fire there is no way to get up to the city.
-* Brumwik tells everyone that the crown of fire could use the tornadomachine to fly up to the city.
-* Balricstein hates this plan due to his fears of flying and heights.
-* The Crown of Fire moves to the courtyard via their birds.
-* Balricstein vomits everywhere on the way to the courtyard.
-* Aisder the Giant notices our approach to the courtyard.
-* The Crown of Fire jump into the tornado.
-* The Crown of Fire bursts through the clouds and enter the Giant’s cloud city.
-* Deciding to explore the Cloud City at night for stealth, the COF first climbs a tower to look around. Seeing they are on an island, Billy jumps off using his balls (and wingsuit) to soar to the next island.
-* Billy bets Brumrik that he can’t backflip glide across, who agrees and jumps normally.
-* Uligil punches Balricstein off.
-* As they walk through the street, they see skeletons of several giants. Brumrik puts one of the skulls on his head.
-* The COF sees a bookstore. Billy has an idea that our giant friend has looked everywhere but human establishments. The COF agrees, and they set off for the southern tip of the main island.
-* Balricstein sees some flying objects on their journey south. The party sets off north to circumnavigate a chasm. As they pass Gianthenge, they see statues of creatures on each pedestal. Balricstein checks it out, doesn’t really see anything neat.
-* Billy sees shadows dart across the ground in front of him.
-* Uligul checks out some statues on the nearby rooftops, furrowing his brow to see a demon with enormous wings sticking out its tongue at the COF.
-* Billy and Brumrik shoot it, to which the arrow bounces off but doesn’t sound like rock.
-* As they approach the small town with a wide open field before them, Billy checks for traps. The same statue stares at Billy from a few hundred feet behind.
-* Balricstein summons Kevin (who claims to be George), who….does nothing.
-* A gargoyle sneaks up behind Uligul, who screams as he’s carried off. Brumrik convinces Uligul to ask for directions. With no response from the gargoyle, Brumrik jumps on and hangs onto Uligul’s legs.
-* The gargoyle snaps at Brumrik and misses.
-* Billy, thrilled to be in melee range for the first time ever, runs and swipes the gargoyle, causing it to drop Uligul and Brumrik.
-* Suddenly, another gargoyle appears behind Balricstein, striking Balric! It’s scary.
-* Balricstein fucking teleports across the battle, somehow bitch slapping the gargoyle as he goes. Kevin “George” The Imp goes alongside.
-* Uligul tries to chills the gargoyle the fuck down, but he fails.
-* Brumrik brandishes the Ring of Evil Air Elemental at the gargoyle in front of him, who shrieks to his buddy and they both attack Brumrik.
-* Billy unleashes fury and de-horns one of the gargoyles with shorterspike.
-* Balricstein blasts em, using his new rod for more effective blasts.
-* Uligul acid splashes the fuckers who somehow dodge it.
-* Brumrik….runs. The gargoyles follow him and try to pick him up, and Brumrik ducks out of the way for now.
-* Billy fucks up and slaughters one gargoyle, leaving one.
-* Balricstein BLASTS em. It’s super effective.
-* Brumrik runs back the other way and hides behind Uligul.
-* The gargoyle flies off toward Gianthenge.
-* Billy gives him the bird. The double bird. B-bird’s the word.
-* Balricstein blasts him, clipping his wing and dropping him a few feet.
-* Uligul magic missiles him the fuck out of the sky, then mage hand flips him off.
-* Billy investigates the nearby corpse. And fucks it up until its rubble.
-* Billy sprints into town, Brumrik walking quickly at his heels arrow drawn. A groove moat about a foot wide encircles the town, with runes inscribed inside the dirt. 
-* Billy bets Uligul he can’t read the runes.
-* Ulligul reads the runes.
-* Billy jumps over the groove....and nothing happens. They go into town. The design seems similar to Big Town, but there are no skeletons. There are, however, cloaks and clothes laying around.
-* Brumrik scavenges through the piles of armor and asks Uligul to identify magical properties. He finds 10 arrows that may have such properties, but not known for now.
-* Billy investigates whether the city folk enslaved the Small Town folk. To his knowledge, they did not.
-* They decide to sleep in one of these homes. Brumrik takes first watch and sees a ship sailing through the clouds on the north end of the island. Billy takes second watch and sees nothing. Balricstein takes 3rd watch and gets distracted by the architecture.
-* As they wake, a mist hangs over the city. The day is theirs, and the book still evades them.👏👏👏👏👏👏
+# This Bird You Cannot Change | 2018-12-16
+
+- Brumwik learns from narla that the crown of fire could use the tornadomachine to fly up to the city.
+- Brumwik tells the crown of fire there is no way to get up to the city.
+- Brumwik tells everyone that the crown of fire could use the tornadomachine to fly up to the city.
+- Balricstein hates this plan due to his fears of flying and heights.
+- The Crown of Fire moves to the courtyard via their birds.
+- Balricstein vomits everywhere on the way to the courtyard.
+- Aisder the Giant notices our approach to the courtyard.
+- The Crown of Fire jump into the tornado.
+- The Crown of Fire bursts through the clouds and enter the Giant’s cloud city.
+- Deciding to explore the Cloud City at night for stealth, the COF first climbs a tower to look around. Seeing they are on an island, Billy jumps off using his balls (and wingsuit) to soar to the next island.
+- Billy bets Brumrik that he can’t backflip glide across, who agrees and jumps normally.
+- Uligil punches Balricstein off.
+- As they walk through the street, they see skeletons of several giants. Brumrik puts one of the skulls on his head.
+- The COF sees a bookstore. Billy has an idea that our giant friend has looked everywhere but human establishments. The COF agrees, and they set off for the southern tip of the main island.
+- Balricstein sees some flying objects on their journey south. The party sets off north to circumnavigate a chasm. As they pass Gianthenge, they see statues of creatures on each pedestal. Balricstein checks it out, doesn’t really see anything neat.
+- Billy sees shadows dart across the ground in front of him.
+- Uligul checks out some statues on the nearby rooftops, furrowing his brow to see a demon with enormous wings sticking out its tongue at the COF.
+- Billy and Brumrik shoot it, to which the arrow bounces off but doesn’t sound like rock.
+- As they approach the small town with a wide open field before them, Billy checks for traps. The same statue stares at Billy from a few hundred feet behind.
+- Balricstein summons Kevin (who claims to be George), who….does nothing.
+- A gargoyle sneaks up behind Uligul, who screams as he’s carried off. Brumrik convinces Uligul to ask for directions. With no response from the gargoyle, Brumrik jumps on and hangs onto Uligul’s legs.
+- The gargoyle snaps at Brumrik and misses.
+- Billy, thrilled to be in melee range for the first time ever, runs and swipes the gargoyle, causing it to drop Uligul and Brumrik.
+- Suddenly, another gargoyle appears behind Balricstein, striking Balric! It’s scary.
+- Balricstein fucking teleports across the battle, somehow bitch slapping the gargoyle as he goes. Kevin “George” The Imp goes alongside.
+- Uligul tries to chills the gargoyle the fuck down, but he fails.
+- Brumrik brandishes the Ring of Evil Air Elemental at the gargoyle in front of him, who shrieks to his buddy and they both attack Brumrik.
+- Billy unleashes fury and de-horns one of the gargoyles with shorterspike.
+- Balricstein blasts em, using his new rod for more effective blasts.
+- Uligul acid splashes the fuckers who somehow dodge it.
+- Brumrik….runs. The gargoyles follow him and try to pick him up, and Brumrik ducks out of the way for now.
+- Billy fucks up and slaughters one gargoyle, leaving one.
+- Balricstein BLASTS em. It’s super effective.
+- Brumrik runs back the other way and hides behind Uligul.
+- The gargoyle flies off toward Gianthenge.
+- Billy gives him the bird. The double bird. B-bird’s the word.
+- Balricstein blasts him, clipping his wing and dropping him a few feet.
+- Uligul magic missiles him the fuck out of the sky, then mage hand flips him off.
+- Billy investigates the nearby corpse. And fucks it up until its rubble.
+- Billy sprints into town, Brumrik walking quickly at his heels arrow drawn. A groove moat about a foot wide encircles the town, with runes inscribed inside the dirt.
+- Billy bets Uligul he can’t read the runes.
+- Ulligul reads the runes.
+- Billy jumps over the groove....and nothing happens. They go into town. The design seems similar to Big Town, but there are no skeletons. There are, however, cloaks and clothes laying around.
+- Brumrik scavenges through the piles of armor and asks Uligul to identify magical properties. He finds 10 arrows that may have such properties, but not known for now.
+- Billy investigates whether the city folk enslaved the Small Town folk. To his knowledge, they did not.
+- They decide to sleep in one of these homes. Brumrik takes first watch and sees a ship sailing through the clouds on the north end of the island. Billy takes second watch and sees nothing. Balricstein takes 3rd watch and gets distracted by the architecture.
+- As they wake, a mist hangs over the city. The day is theirs, and the book still evades them.👏👏👏👏👏👏

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 # D&D B-Team -- The plot so far…
-The group heads to Candlekeep, but fight monsters in the woods, setting the nearby woods of Candlekeep ablaze. CoF found a plot of corruption and killed three conspirators. The group then made its way west to take a ship up to Daggerford and cut overland towards Valhavan. Earlier, at an inn on the road heading to the coast, they met Shuja’s former tutor, Rundy. He says there are rumors of cheating and worse at this year’s annual championship dragonchess tournament. The inn is attacked by bandits, but CoF fights them off with the help of the tutor’s bodyguard Ungvar. The tutor died though, so Ungvar joins the CoF to protect Shuja as he wished. They are going to get FUCD (the Federal United Conference of Dragonchess), in the city of Fizzulp which is between Valhavan and Daggerford. They continue the journey and see two knolls on the path, who flee after seeing them, thinking CoF are bandits. They find a merchant, Alan, stranded with a broken cart. They fail to fix the cart and actual bandits appear. The merchant panics and runs off into the forest. The group tries to chase after him but he is captured by the bandits. Inferis spiderwalks to the top of the tallest tree in the forest near them, but can only see other trees. After trying to inspire herself, her wild magic surges and she accidentally casts fireball on herself, nearly killing herself. She also sets the trees and forest on fire doing so. Meanwhile, Shuja commands the last bandit kidnapping Alan to halt, and he is magically bound. After interrogating him, Ungvar beheads the frozen-in-place bandit. The CoF follows them back to their hideout and kills all of them, but fail to save the merchant. Finally at the coast, they bluff their way onto a ship heading north, saying they will pay on arrival. During the travel, the ship passes a wreck. Captain Jarlax says “Why, it is the old Speedwell! We have to bring her back with us. Would make us a fortune.” The ship is heavily damaged by powderburn, resulting from explosions and saltwater, but its name is still visible. The air is foul and heavy. There are 16 decomposing corpses on the ship -- most charred. All armaments destroyed or looted. Someone has already salvaged the helm. Plenty of ammunition on board but no treasure. Ship is salvageable. If brought along, would slow ship but could be sold for 4,000 GP at any seaport. The CoF decide to cut the ship loose in the night so they don’t lose time. They hide it near the coast where they can find it to later sell. After the captain finds out and gets angry, the CoF instigate a mutiny through persuasion. The crew break into the captain’s quarters at night, kill him and dump him overboard. When CoF arrive at port in Daggerford, Infaris calls on an underworld contact she knows and sells him the ship, and he says he will take the crew too and pays her more. It is unknown if she understood what she just did. 
+
+The group heads to Candlekeep, but fight monsters in the woods, setting the nearby woods of Candlekeep ablaze. CoF found a plot of corruption and killed three conspirators. The group then made its way west to take a ship up to Daggerford and cut overland towards Valhavan. Earlier, at an inn on the road heading to the coast, they met Shuja’s former tutor, Rundy. He says there are rumors of cheating and worse at this year’s annual championship dragonchess tournament. The inn is attacked by bandits, but CoF fights them off with the help of the tutor’s bodyguard Ungvar. The tutor died though, so Ungvar joins the CoF to protect Shuja as he wished. They are going to get FUCD (the Federal United Conference of Dragonchess), in the city of Fizzulp which is between Valhavan and Daggerford. They continue the journey and see two knolls on the path, who flee after seeing them, thinking CoF are bandits. They find a merchant, Alan, stranded with a broken cart. They fail to fix the cart and actual bandits appear. The merchant panics and runs off into the forest. The group tries to chase after him but he is captured by the bandits. Inferis spiderwalks to the top of the tallest tree in the forest near them, but can only see other trees. After trying to inspire herself, her wild magic surges and she accidentally casts fireball on herself, nearly killing herself. She also sets the trees and forest on fire doing so. Meanwhile, Shuja commands the last bandit kidnapping Alan to halt, and he is magically bound. After interrogating him, Ungvar beheads the frozen-in-place bandit. The CoF follows them back to their hideout and kills all of them, but fail to save the merchant. Finally at the coast, they bluff their way onto a ship heading north, saying they will pay on arrival. During the travel, the ship passes a wreck. Captain Jarlax says “Why, it is the old Speedwell! We have to bring her back with us. Would make us a fortune.” The ship is heavily damaged by powderburn, resulting from explosions and saltwater, but its name is still visible. The air is foul and heavy. There are 16 decomposing corpses on the ship -- most charred. All armaments destroyed or looted. Someone has already salvaged the helm. Plenty of ammunition on board but no treasure. Ship is salvageable. If brought along, would slow ship but could be sold for 4,000 GP at any seaport. The CoF decide to cut the ship loose in the night so they don’t lose time. They hide it near the coast where they can find it to later sell. After the captain finds out and gets angry, the CoF instigate a mutiny through persuasion. The crew break into the captain’s quarters at night, kill him and dump him overboard. When CoF arrive at port in Daggerford, Infaris calls on an underworld contact she knows and sells him the ship, and he says he will take the crew too and pays her more. It is unknown if she understood what she just did.
+
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-Daveric- halfling in golem
-Cloud cities for dummies
-Madara's journal- servant to wizard Roswell. 
-Madara stole magic stone
-Soul stone powers spells for free, takes dead humans to power
+# 2019-01-06
+
+- Daveric- halfling in golem
+- Cloud cities for dummies
+- Madara's journal- servant to wizard Roswell.
+- Madara stole magic stone
+- Soul stone powers spells for free, takes dead humans to power
+
+`tag: peternotes`

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-* Adam bought new books. Reasons players are absent from session:
-   * Stephen not here because #37: things got a little crazy last night.
-* Billy investigates for recent footprints. Seems like it’s been abandoned a long time. There’s places of worship, but nothing extravagant. Seems to have been slaves or servants. Brumrik stupidly suggests robot arms to support giant sized lifestyle, but Billy intelligently identifies golem suits as the source. They find a golem warehouse and repair shop.
-* A golem suit springs to life. Brumrik jumps to negotiate, and steps back (as a joke). Balricstein explains that we work for the one remaining cloud giant, to which he finds disgust. Billy sleazes in and explains “work for” is more of a “adventuring conveniently alongside” or something.
-* Billy negotiates with the golem suited fellow and determines he has the same quest a us.
-* The golem reveals itself as a halfling in an eyepatch and pipe and karate gee under the golem suit. HE’s been here for about 3 weeks. He’s looked up and down the main island, but not the northernmost island. He says the wizard’s tower (just west of human-town) had a lot of books.
-* Billy offers to help him (Davric) if he joins us.
-* Davric says we dont seem to be very good warriors, so Brumrik fires a warning shot at his face, which catches the wind and goes straight into his face. Davverick catches it and throws it back in Brumrik’s face.
-* Billy finds a pair of golem...legs. Just legs.
-* CoF leaves, and Davric chases after us claiming we’re fighting.
-* They work things out and go to the tower.
-* Seeing writing on the wall, Davric speaks some giant language and they rise to the top.
-* Lots of books here about transmutation and other arcane stuff.
-* Brumrik gets bored and starts knocking books around, but Billy finds the book we seek (Cloud Cities for Dummies) and a book for human sized folk which seems to be a journal. The journal seems to have belonged to Modara? He seems to have been a servant here in town chosen to help the wizard in this tower. On the side, he’s learning some of the magical abilities from the wizard. Eventually he finds out the wizard is trying to use human sacrifice to create a magical source for infinite power.
-* The wizard giant was named Roswell. Modara stole this magic stone from Rosewell, seeking revenge on the giants.
-* Davric chunks over and gets excited about hearing a story, Balricstein makes jerky sandwiches, and Brumrik pulls out a shitty blanket for everyone to sit on. Brumrik is gross and Davric throws up in his helmet. Billy tells a story.
-* Davric tells us there’s airships, that apparently Brumrik knew about. 
-* Decision: get an airship, come back to wizard’s tower for the books for Davric, talk to cloud giant friend (currently in the city) and convince him to shut off the clouds, then get to Valhaven to valiantly arrive in our airship.
-* CoF stealthily heads toward northlands. They run into the giant, who snorts at us.
-* We wingsuit over to the castle island.
-* Balricstein uses his hands as a spyglass to check out the 4 airships docked at each tower of the castle.
-* There’s space pirates! A few captain looking people seem to have tentacle faces.
-* Davric sketches the scene Balricstein describes.
-* Humanoid sized rock n’ roll cthulus are up with the flying ships.
-* Balricstein takes out the ring stolen from Thurl and hands it to Billy.
-* Balricstein remembers his ring from Thurl, and discovers it is a ring of jumping. HE gives it to Billy who jumps up to an airship with a rope tied to his waist. He literally jumps onto a canon.
-* Billy climbs onto the airship and finds a girl in a cage. She doesn’t say anything, but when Billy waves she frowns and half waves back.
-* Her name is Asiri, and she seems to think we are here to rescue her.
-* Billy busts open the cage, and she sprouts sparkly wings.
-* Billy finds a chest with her belongings and very pointy spear.
-* Billy gives Asiri her spear and all her other belongings.
-* Asiri wants to murder everyone.
-* Asiri begins murdering everyone. She has like lightning spells and shit. It’s gnarly.
-* After taking out about half the people, she takes off.
-* Brumwick notches one of his cool special arrows.
-* Brumwick ices the mindflayer.
+# This Bird You Cannot Change | 2019-01-06
+
+- Adam bought new books. Reasons players are absent from session:
+   - Stephen not here because #37: things got a little crazy last night.
+- Billy investigates for recent footprints. Seems like it’s been abandoned a long time. There’s places of worship, but nothing extravagant. Seems to have been slaves or servants. Brumrik stupidly suggests robot arms to support giant sized lifestyle, but Billy intelligently identifies golem suits as the source. They find a golem warehouse and repair shop.
+- A golem suit springs to life. Brumrik jumps to negotiate, and steps back (as a joke). Balricstein explains that we work for the one remaining cloud giant, to which he finds disgust. Billy sleazes in and explains “work for” is more of a “adventuring conveniently alongside” or something.
+- Billy negotiates with the golem suited fellow and determines he has the same quest a us.
+- The golem reveals itself as a halfling in an eyepatch and pipe and karate gee under the golem suit. HE’s been here for about 3 weeks. He’s looked up and down the main island, but not the northernmost island. He says the wizard’s tower (just west of human-town) had a lot of books.
+- Billy offers to help him (Davric) if he joins us.
+- Davric says we dont seem to be very good warriors, so Brumrik fires a warning shot at his face, which catches the wind and goes straight into his face. Davverick catches it and throws it back in Brumrik’s face.
+- Billy finds a pair of golem...legs. Just legs.
+- CoF leaves, and Davric chases after us claiming we’re fighting.
+- They work things out and go to the tower.
+- Seeing writing on the wall, Davric speaks some giant language and they rise to the top.
+- Lots of books here about transmutation and other arcane stuff.
+- Brumrik gets bored and starts knocking books around, but Billy finds the book we seek (Cloud Cities for Dummies) and a book for human sized folk which seems to be a journal. The journal seems to have belonged to Modara? He seems to have been a servant here in town chosen to help the wizard in this tower. On the side, he’s learning some of the magical abilities from the wizard. Eventually he finds out the wizard is trying to use human sacrifice to create a magical source for infinite power.
+- The wizard giant was named Roswell. Modara stole this magic stone from Rosewell, seeking revenge on the giants.
+- Davric chunks over and gets excited about hearing a story, Balricstein makes jerky sandwiches, and Brumrik pulls out a shitty blanket for everyone to sit on. Brumrik is gross and Davric throws up in his helmet. Billy tells a story.
+- Davric tells us there’s airships, that apparently Brumrik knew about.
+- Decision: get an airship, come back to wizard’s tower for the books for Davric, talk to cloud giant friend (currently in the city) and convince him to shut off the clouds, then get to Valhaven to valiantly arrive in our airship.
+- CoF stealthily heads toward northlands. They run into the giant, who snorts at us.
+- We wingsuit over to the castle island.
+- Balricstein uses his hands as a spyglass to check out the 4 airships docked at each tower of the castle.
+- There’s space pirates! A few captain looking people seem to have tentacle faces.
+- Davric sketches the scene Balricstein describes.
+- Humanoid sized rock n’ roll cthulus are up with the flying ships.
+- Balricstein takes out the ring stolen from Thurl and hands it to Billy.
+- Balricstein remembers his ring from Thurl, and discovers it is a ring of jumping. HE gives it to Billy who jumps up to an airship with a rope tied to his waist. He literally jumps onto a canon.
+- Billy climbs onto the airship and finds a girl in a cage. She doesn’t say anything, but when Billy waves she frowns and half waves back.
+- Her name is Asiri, and she seems to think we are here to rescue her.
+- Billy busts open the cage, and she sprouts sparkly wings.
+- Billy finds a chest with her belongings and very pointy spear.
+- Billy gives Asiri her spear and all her other belongings.
+- Asiri wants to murder everyone.
+- Asiri begins murdering everyone. She has like lightning spells and shit. It’s gnarly.
+- After taking out about half the people, she takes off.
+- Brumwick notches one of his cool special arrows.
+- Brumwick ices the mindflayer.

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-* This week Adam bought a voice synthesizer. It’s a good thing.
-* Davric runs up to the tentacled pirate bastard, does crazy kung fu hand moves, injures the mind flayer, and then proceeds to shove him off the boat.
-* While the mind flayer plummets to the ground, Ulligul fires off 3 magic missiles that heatseek off the boat and connect with the mind flayer mid fall.
-* Brumwik tells the remaining two people to “Unhand thee” despite them not holding onto anyone.
-* The two people are confused, and then draw their weapons.
-* Brumwik proceeds to fire an arrow for each person, and one connects with the skull of Brumwik’s enemy, while the other one misses. 
-* Balricstein blasts the remaining cthulu pirate, who retaliates with...surrender.
-* Billy asks if the pirate allies with the mindflayer, who claims to only remember being at the market.
-* Uligul growls something about touching his family.
-* Billy ties the pirate’s hands behind his back. The pirate claims to be from a small hamlet outside Valhaven, and Billy trusts him.
-* The mindflayer speaks inside the COF’s heads about vengeance for...rectification.
-* Several cthulu pirates from the docks begin to rush the ship.
-* Despite Billy’s fear or hatred of sailing, Brumrik has enough knowledge to identify the mooring ropes and directs the team to untie one, while he unties two himself.
-* The pirate, named FuckOff or Gatzemeyer, hurls orders to set sail.
-* Brumrik unties the main sail, but loses control and is pulled up as the sail unfurls.
-* Arrows begin to pelt the deck from above as the ship falls downward.
-* Ulilgul prepares a magic missile. Balricstein is a wuss and goes below deck.
-* Davric inquires about helping, though he doesn’t really want to.
-* A canonball strikes the ship, and CoF looks for ways to speed the ship up. After a bit, Gatzemeyer shouts to get the engine started below deck.
-* Billy and joins Balricstein below deck and shows him where to start the flame.
-* The ship jolts with the engine starting and gains speed, while another canonball just misses the ship.
-* Gatzemeyer asks who the captain is, and everyone in Crown of Fire points to someone different. Billy eventually calls Brumrik captain, who seems confused and agrees. Billy scrambles up to the crow’s nest, and the crew sets sail for the wizard’s tower.
-* On their journey, they fly over their cloud giant friend who continues to ignore him.
-* At the wizard’s tower, there are no docks which the ship can easily dock.
-* Looking around the ship for a barrel, CoF finds lemons, limes and….chunks of brains? Also a chest with 12 gems (50gp each), 3 paintings and 2 statues (250gp each), spices in vials, a Wand of the War Mage (+1), Helm of Telepathy, and Gem of Brightness.
-* Billy removes all the lemons and limes from the barrel, and creates a pulley system to pick up some books.
-* CoF successfully retrieves 10 books. Some with magical history, some with spell notes. Knowledge is power!
-*  As they descend to the cloud giant’s castle, Brumrik watches for Narla from the crow’s nest. It’s too foggy, and the castle comes up suddenly but Gatzemeyer handles the ship well and makes a smooth landing.
-* Brumrik jumps off the ship, leaving the giant’s book on board, in search of his hippogriff friend.
-* Gatzemeyere steers the ship inside the castle and sets it down in the courtyard. Apparently it has a kickstand for landing.
-* Upon investigation, the staff has some scrolling text on it.
-*  Balric touches the staff and reads the instructions written on the staff.
-* The group gets back on the boat and begins to take off in order to get back to the front of the house.
-* Brumrik finally finds Narla off in the distance, eating what looks like a cat.
-* The boat gets to the front and drops a rope ladder down for Brumrik to climb up.
-* What sounds like the giant thunders to the ground, and enters his home.
-* Billy slides down the rope to the ground, and knocks on the Giant’s door.
-* Giant is drunk.
-* Billy climbs onto Balricstein’s shoulders to talk to the giant.
-* The giant is drunk.
-* Billy tries to negotiate assurances that upon CoF helping the giant, he will let this cloud city move freely. Giant seems to think the extra rain helps with crops and cleaning the city. He’s not easy to talk to today.
-* After dire, drunk, deliberation, Billy persuades Iseder to move the city if we help.
-* Billy calls for Gatzemeyer to bring the gross blanket with book inside to him, who then hands it to the giant.
-* Confronted with a stench, the giant steps back, but then invites CoF in for dinner (vultures…) while he peruses Cloud Cities for Dummies.
-* The next morning, Iseder is more annoyed than before that CoF is around since he has sobered.
-* The Crown of Fire begins the journey back to Valhaven, the sun peaking through the clouds for the first time in decades. What adventure awaits our heros in Valhaven? Find out now in…..THIS BIRD YOU CANNOT TAME or whatever     
+# This Bird You Cannot Change | 2019-01-13
+
+- This week Adam bought a voice synthesizer. It’s a good thing.
+- Davric runs up to the tentacled pirate bastard, does crazy kung fu hand moves, injures the mind flayer, and then proceeds to shove him off the boat.
+- While the mind flayer plummets to the ground, Ulligul fires off 3 magic missiles that heatseek off the boat and connect with the mind flayer mid fall.
+- Brumwik tells the remaining two people to “Unhand thee” despite them not holding onto anyone.
+- The two people are confused, and then draw their weapons.
+- Brumwik proceeds to fire an arrow for each person, and one connects with the skull of Brumwik’s enemy, while the other one misses.
+- Balricstein blasts the remaining cthulu pirate, who retaliates with...surrender.
+- Billy asks if the pirate allies with the mindflayer, who claims to only remember being at the market.
+- Uligul growls something about touching his family.
+- Billy ties the pirate’s hands behind his back. The pirate claims to be from a small hamlet outside Valhaven, and Billy trusts him.
+- The mindflayer speaks inside the COF’s heads about vengeance for...rectification.
+- Several cthulu pirates from the docks begin to rush the ship.
+- Despite Billy’s fear or hatred of sailing, Brumrik has enough knowledge to identify the mooring ropes and directs the team to untie one, while he unties two himself.
+- The pirate, named FuckOff or Gatzemeyer, hurls orders to set sail.
+- Brumrik unties the main sail, but loses control and is pulled up as the sail unfurls.
+- Arrows begin to pelt the deck from above as the ship falls downward.
+- Ulilgul prepares a magic missile. Balricstein is a wuss and goes below deck.
+- Davric inquires about helping, though he doesn’t really want to.
+- A canonball strikes the ship, and CoF looks for ways to speed the ship up. After a bit, Gatzemeyer shouts to get the engine started below deck.
+- Billy and joins Balricstein below deck and shows him where to start the flame.
+- The ship jolts with the engine starting and gains speed, while another canonball just misses the ship.
+- Gatzemeyer asks who the captain is, and everyone in Crown of Fire points to someone different. Billy eventually calls Brumrik captain, who seems confused and agrees. Billy scrambles up to the crow’s nest, and the crew sets sail for the wizard’s tower.
+- On their journey, they fly over their cloud giant friend who continues to ignore him.
+- At the wizard’s tower, there are no docks which the ship can easily dock.
+- Looking around the ship for a barrel, CoF finds lemons, limes and….chunks of brains? Also a chest with 12 gems (50gp each), 3 paintings and 2 statues (250gp each), spices in vials, a Wand of the War Mage (+1), Helm of Telepathy, and Gem of Brightness.
+- Billy removes all the lemons and limes from the barrel, and creates a pulley system to pick up some books.
+- CoF successfully retrieves 10 books. Some with magical history, some with spell notes. Knowledge is power!
+-  As they descend to the cloud giant’s castle, Brumrik watches for Narla from the crow’s nest. It’s too foggy, and the castle comes up suddenly but Gatzemeyer handles the ship well and makes a smooth landing.
+- Brumrik jumps off the ship, leaving the giant’s book on board, in search of his hippogriff friend.
+- Gatzemeyere steers the ship inside the castle and sets it down in the courtyard. Apparently it has a kickstand for landing.
+- Upon investigation, the staff has some scrolling text on it.
+-  Balric touches the staff and reads the instructions written on the staff.
+- The group gets back on the boat and begins to take off in order to get back to the front of the house.
+- Brumrik finally finds Narla off in the distance, eating what looks like a cat.
+- The boat gets to the front and drops a rope ladder down for Brumrik to climb up.
+- What sounds like the giant thunders to the ground, and enters his home.
+- Billy slides down the rope to the ground, and knocks on the Giant’s door.
+- Giant is drunk.
+- Billy climbs onto Balricstein’s shoulders to talk to the giant.
+- The giant is drunk.
+- Billy tries to negotiate assurances that upon CoF helping the giant, he will let this cloud city move freely. Giant seems to think the extra rain helps with crops and cleaning the city. He’s not easy to talk to today.
+- After dire, drunk, deliberation, Billy persuades Iseder to move the city if we help.
+- Billy calls for Gatzemeyer to bring the gross blanket with book inside to him, who then hands it to the giant.
+- Confronted with a stench, the giant steps back, but then invites CoF in for dinner (vultures…) while he peruses Cloud Cities for Dummies.
+- The next morning, Iseder is more annoyed than before that CoF is around since he has sobered.
+- The Crown of Fire begins the journey back to Valhaven, the sun peaking through the clouds for the first time in decades. What adventure awaits our heros in Valhaven? Find out now in…..THIS BIRD YOU CANNOT TAME or whatever