2.6 KiB
2.6 KiB
The Boys are Back in Town | 2018-10-21
- Hellmuth went out to grab a fleeing flatbear
- Balric came back to see if the adventurers at the tournament would be good to join CoF
- Balric and Brumrik buys an Unbrero
- Balric goes to The Malcontent Noble - Damien is the owner
- Bigger on the inside than the outside?
- Damien is a creep.
- Balric asks him about his eye.
- Damien brings up a book about the Demon Lords of the Shadow.. Something?
- Balric buys the book for 50 silver, and also buys a pound of batwings for 5 silver.
- Balric bribes damien with a gold to not tell anyone about the encounter.
- Billy asks around and eventually goes to Escobar the Blacksmith to see if he can merge Shatterspike into his shortsword.
- Billy asks him to merge his shortsword with shatterspike, Escobar says 320 to shave down the sword
- Escobar notices fire elemental at school.
- Billy tries (and fails) to convince him that it’s too weak of an elemental for him.
- Escobar and Billy shake hands on 300 gold to make a short sword version of Shatterspike. Henceforth known as Shorterspike.
- Brumrik goes to the clinic, and then to a cleric of Pelor named Harbick.
- Harbick is a pudgy elf.
- Brumrick’s penis is orange, and smells of potato salad.
- After some spellwork it still smells slightly of potato salad, but is no longer orange.
- Brumrick immediately tries to talk to a dwarven woman stroking her beard.
- Ulligul goes to the Elf Maiden.
- Ulligul is a brooding dick to the waitress, and then orders a whiskey.
- Ulligul continues to be a dick as he tries to steal a bottle of whiskey.
- They reminisce about wood types.
- One of the elf maiden’s clones learns of Ulligul’s past, and his wife and daughter.
- Ulligul continues being a brooding dick, and then gets a little rapey.
- Ulligul’s sister-in-law lives around here I guess?
- Ulligul gets real rapey. And continues to be a brooding dick.
- Our house is on stilts.
- Brumwik talks to some minnows in the rain water.
- Town crier yells about festival grounds and some corporal or something?
- Balric gets CoF logo on Unbrero and Ulligul gets a black one.
- We go to Face Rock to talk to the council about the rain.
- On our way we see a body that appears to be blasted.
- We go into face rock. Brumrik says we are to see the Council.
- We go to talk with z-dar, some dude who seems to deal with dicks like us.
- Z-dar is an old copper dragonborn.
- Z-Dar says the clouds are coming from the mountains, which is the east, and not the west, which is more normal.
- The parties that went to look 20% die.
- Z-Dar gets defensive when we ask him how he has nothing to show.
- Coming from the whisps?
- We get kicked out of his office.