2.6 KiB
2.6 KiB
- we must figure out how to get fat bear back to village while in still in his stone form
- a mysterious crown appears in Tommys backpack
- Tazlin picks up fat bear and cradles him while Tommy investigates some chests
- Balric hurls a hammer at one of the chests to check for traps
- Tazlin tries to fit in with the group and hurls fat bear into a chest that contains gems (2000gp dirty gems)
- He finds a twine wrapped bundle of spells (6 mage hand) and a potion of climbing
- Davoring finds a some tableware and baggettes adam
- we come out to see a giant pink butt blocking the door
- Temptation relays to Tazlin that there are several bandits outside and was trying to push Krystal into the door
- Thommy makes a with on the mysterious crown when suddenly a giant barrel of lube appears
- Tazlin and Davorin climbs up onto an archway
- Thommy climbs the massive barrel of lube, falls and hits the spiggot and triggers a massive flood of lube rushes to fill the room
- Balric attempts to hold onto the wall but its too slippery and is carried away by the lube
- Balric and Tommy slam up against Krystal, Balric's arm accidentially goes up Krystals anus
- The pressue builds up before blowing Tommy Balic and crystal out like the water in Temple of Doom and it washes the cultists away
- Tommy "surfs" on the lube
- Davric tries to jump down and lands on his ass while Tazlin slowly lowers himself and slides out the door
- We all climb aboard Crystal and bobsled down the river of lube.
- Its an epic scene as we swoosh this way and that, Davorin stands weapons drawn while Tazlin stears Crystal by the horn like a chopper
- As we come to the bottom we blow through the group of cultists still strugging to stand.
- Davorin slices into them as we go past and Thommie lets loose a string of insults before the collision sends them flying like bowling pins
- Tazlin leads Krystal right through a trap to run down the last remaining cultist
- Dan didn't expect ANY of this happening like this
- We arrive back at the Indra camp to find them preparing for war.
- A great evil has been forming at the center of the beastlands
- Balric gives Hellmuth the warm chest
--Montage--
- we run up stairs and raise arms
- Hellmuth runs through drills with villagers showing them how to use spears
- Warrior drum circle dancing around fire
- Davorin teaches villagers how to fight dirty
- The dinosaurs are being kitted out with armor plates and canvas covered dome on their back to safetly protect the rider.
- These are called (Deeps)
- Tazlin leads the war party on Temdation with two Deeps trailing in a similar formation.
- Davoring leads a similar formation.