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* Hellmuth went out to grab a fleeing flatbear
* Balric came back to see if the adventurers at the tournament would be good to join CoF
* Balric and Brumrik buys an Unbrero
* Balric goes to The Malcontent Noble - Damien is the owner
* Bigger on the inside than the outside?
* Damien is a creep.
* Balric asks him about his eye.
* Damien brings up a book about the Demon Lords of the Shadow.. Something?
* Balric buys the book for 50 silver, and also buys a pound of batwings for 5 silver.
* Balric bribes damien with a gold to not tell anyone about the encounter.
* Billy asks around and eventually goes to Escobar the Blacksmith to see if he can merge Shatterspike into his shortsword.
* Billy asks him to merge his shortsword with shatterspike, Escobar says 320 to shave down the sword
* Escobar notices fire elemental at school.
* Billy tries (and fails) to convince him that it’s too weak of an elemental for him.
* Escobar and Billy shake hands on 300 gold to make a short sword version of Shatterspike. Henceforth known as Shorterspike.
* Brumrik goes to the clinic, and then to a cleric of Pelor named Harbick.
* Harbick is a pudgy elf.
* Brumrick’s penis is orange, and smells of potato salad.
* After some spellwork it still smells slightly of potato salad, but is no longer orange.
* Brumrick immediately tries to talk to a dwarven woman stroking her beard.
* Ulligul goes to the Elf Maiden.
* Ulligul is a brooding dick to the waitress, and then orders a whiskey.
* Ulligul continues to be a dick as he tries to steal a bottle of whiskey.
* They reminisce about wood types.
* One of the elf maiden’s clones learns of Ulligul’s past, and his wife and daughter.
* Ulligul continues being a brooding dick, and then gets a little rapey.
* Ulligul’s sister-in-law lives around here I guess?
* Ulligul gets real rapey. And continues to be a brooding dick.
* Our house is on stilts.
* Brumwik talks to some minnows in the rain water.
* Town crier yells about festival grounds and some corporal or something?
* Balric gets CoF logo on Unbrero and Ulligul gets a black one.
* We go to Face Rock to talk to the council about the rain.
* On our way we see a body that appears to be blasted.
* We go into face rock. Brumrik says we are to see the Council.
* We go to talk with z-dar, some dude who seems to deal with dicks like us.
* Z-dar is an old copper dragonborn.
* Z-Dar says the clouds are coming from the mountains, which is the east, and not the west, which is more normal.
* The parties that went to look 20% die.
* Z-Dar gets defensive when we ask him how he has nothing to show.
* Coming from the whisps?
* We get kicked out of his office.