From bc5c930a96b3886c42389bab8b1499167c341ab3 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: dan Date: Fri, 22 Jan 2021 12:20:45 -0800 Subject: [PATCH] Add 'journal_entries/valhaven-beta/Previously On/20181021 The Boys are Back in Town.md' --- .../20181021 The Boys are Back in Town.md | 42 +++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 42 insertions(+) create mode 100644 journal_entries/valhaven-beta/Previously On/20181021 The Boys are Back in Town.md diff --git a/journal_entries/valhaven-beta/Previously On/20181021 The Boys are Back in Town.md b/journal_entries/valhaven-beta/Previously On/20181021 The Boys are Back in Town.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..0d8b9fc --- /dev/null +++ b/journal_entries/valhaven-beta/Previously On/20181021 The Boys are Back in Town.md @@ -0,0 +1,42 @@ +* Hellmuth went out to grab a fleeing flatbear +* Balric came back to see if the adventurers at the tournament would be good to join CoF +* Balric and Brumrik buys an Unbrero +* Balric goes to The Malcontent Noble - Damien is the owner +* Bigger on the inside than the outside? +* Damien is a creep. +* Balric asks him about his eye. +* Damien brings up a book about the Demon Lords of the Shadow.. Something? +* Balric buys the book for 50 silver, and also buys a pound of batwings for 5 silver. +* Balric bribes damien with a gold to not tell anyone about the encounter. +* Billy asks around and eventually goes to Escobar the Blacksmith to see if he can merge Shatterspike into his shortsword. +* Billy asks him to merge his shortsword with shatterspike, Escobar says 320 to shave down the sword +* Escobar notices fire elemental at school. +* Billy tries (and fails) to convince him that it’s too weak of an elemental for him. +* Escobar and Billy shake hands on 300 gold to make a short sword version of Shatterspike. Henceforth known as Shorterspike. +* Brumrik goes to the clinic, and then to a cleric of Pelor named Harbick. +* Harbick is a pudgy elf. +* Brumrick’s penis is orange, and smells of potato salad. +* After some spellwork it still smells slightly of potato salad, but is no longer orange. +* Brumrick immediately tries to talk to a dwarven woman stroking her beard. +* Ulligul goes to the Elf Maiden. +* Ulligul is a brooding dick to the waitress, and then orders a whiskey. +* Ulligul continues to be a dick as he tries to steal a bottle of whiskey. +* They reminisce about wood types. +* One of the elf maiden’s clones learns of Ulligul’s past, and his wife and daughter. +* Ulligul continues being a brooding dick, and then gets a little rapey. +* Ulligul’s sister-in-law lives around here I guess? +* Ulligul gets real rapey. And continues to be a brooding dick. +* Our house is on stilts. +* Brumwik talks to some minnows in the rain water. +* Town crier yells about festival grounds and some corporal or something? +* Balric gets CoF logo on Unbrero and Ulligul gets a black one. +* We go to Face Rock to talk to the council about the rain. +* On our way we see a body that appears to be blasted. +* We go into face rock. Brumrik says we are to see the Council. +* We go to talk with z-dar, some dude who seems to deal with dicks like us. +* Z-dar is an old copper dragonborn. +* Z-Dar says the clouds are coming from the mountains, which is the east, and not the west, which is more normal. +* The parties that went to look 20% die. +* Z-Dar gets defensive when we ask him how he has nothing to show. +* Coming from the whisps? +* We get kicked out of his office. \ No newline at end of file