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* Brumwik casts nondetection onto Billy. (like a stealth bomber)
* Brumwik disguises himself as Thurl.
* It works for about a 3rd of a second before the real Thurl asks what the fuck.
* Thurl and friends begin to surround the Crown of Fire in the air.
* A battle begins!
* A dude on a bird flys down to attack Brumwik
* As he gets close to the ground, Billy points Shorterspike upwards and slices the belly of the flying steed.
* Balricstein fucking lights Thurl and friends on fire!
* Some of Thurl’s friends die, and Thurl retreats!
* Wilhelm begins to storm the tower as fast as he can… which isn’t very fast.
* Brumwik spears two arrows into Thurl, and joins Billy storming the tower.
* Ulligul sprints forward and… easily passes Billy.
* One of Thurl’s friends uses Ray of Frost on Brumwik, and makes a retreat.
* Balricstein BLASTS Thurl out of the air.
* Billy continues to storm the tower.
* Brumwik passes Billy.
* Ulligul passes Billy.
* Balricstein passes Billy.
* Riders from the tower fly off to the east.
* Brumwick tries to pick up Billy.
* Billy is heavier than he looks.
* The Crown of Fire makes it to the base of the tower.
* Intern guards from the tower attempt to hit us with arrows, rocks, and other things.
* The Crown of Fire makes it to the edge where the bridge is drawn.
* Brumwik puts on the Ring and begins climbing up the cliffside.
* Brumwik throws a rope down.
* The rest of the Crown of Fire climbs the rope.
* They make it into the stable.
* Brumwik rubs his Ring in a clockwise circle.
* The stable is deserted.
* Interns make noise in the upper floors.
* Billy finds a map.
* It shows a marked area that is labeled the “Howling Temple”
* Brumwik whistles.
* Billy finds a weird-ass wing suit.
* Brumwik, noticing he’s Thurl, asks Billy to punch him.
* Billy punches Thurl.
* Interns come down, and Brumwik immediately is a dumbass.
* 2 interns attack Balricstein and Ulligul respectively.
* Brumwik tries to convince them to take us prisoner instead of attacking.
* Somehow he succeeds in convincing them that he is, in fact, Thurl.
* Brumwik says some stupid bullshit to the interns.
* The interns attempt to capture Balricstein and Billy
* Billy and Balric pretend to struggle, but allow themselves to be captured.
* Brumwik, still pretending to be Thurl, tells the interns to take them to the top of the tower.
* The interns attempt to bind the hands and feet of Balric and Billy
* Brumwik, being a terrible actor, fucks up giving orders.
* The Head Intern shows up.
* Billy resists, but they succeed in tying his hands.
* The interns try to tie Billy’s feet, but Billy succeeds in breaking free.
* Head Intern punches Billy straight in the head.
* Billy leaps up and tries to kick the head intern with both feet.
* He fails. And Billy notices he is in a bad spot.
* The interns attempt to tie Billy’s feet again, and fail.
* The head intern fucks Billy up.
* Brumwick, as Thurl, cringes.
* Brumwik attempts to pick the Head Intern up and throws him out the window.
* Brumwik utterly fails and the interns pull him off the Head intern.
* A battle begins!
* Balricstein and Billy are hogtied.
* Ulligul kills a dude.
* The Head Intern fucks Brumwik up.
* Billy is in a rage.
* Brumwik fucks some interns up. (Darth Maul style)
* Ulligul unties Balricstein.
* Head Intern attempts to avenge Gregory the intern’s life.
* Billy tackles an intern to the ground, and bashes him in the skull.
* Balricstein fuckin’ fireballs the Head Intern.
* It happens to take down Brumwik too.
* A bunch of interns fuckin’ die.
* Some other interns attack Billy.
* Ulligul unties Billy.
* Billy screams in rage.
* He stabs Shorterspike into the guy below him, killing him, and then proceeds to split the guy in front of him in half. Hot dog style.
* Billy cackles in joy as he is sprayed with his enemy’s blood.
* An intern throws a dagger into Ulligul.
* An intern stabs Billy.
* Billy laughs at the pain he feels from the blow.
* Ulligul literally fuckin’ teleports.
* And then proceeds to murder some interns.
* The Head Intern brutally attacks Billy.
* Billy responds by fuckin’ decapitating the Head Intern.
* Balricstein spits poison at the final intern, but the intern seems resistant.
* The intern pulls a lever, and a gigantic log swings from the sky.
* Ulligul attempts to get out of the way, and fails.
* The intern attempts to run away
* Balricstein and Billy respond to his cowardice by making his body explode.
* Ulligul stabilizes Brumwik.