From 1fa23122677d3ee900146a1550b578dfd1531379 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: dan Date: Fri, 22 Jan 2021 12:29:00 -0800 Subject: [PATCH] Add 'journal_entries/valhaven-beta/Previously On/20181111 The Boys are Back in Town.md' --- .../20181111 The Boys are Back in Town.md | 88 +++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 88 insertions(+) create mode 100644 journal_entries/valhaven-beta/Previously On/20181111 The Boys are Back in Town.md diff --git a/journal_entries/valhaven-beta/Previously On/20181111 The Boys are Back in Town.md b/journal_entries/valhaven-beta/Previously On/20181111 The Boys are Back in Town.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..df2a827 --- /dev/null +++ b/journal_entries/valhaven-beta/Previously On/20181111 The Boys are Back in Town.md @@ -0,0 +1,88 @@ +* Brumwik casts nondetection onto Billy. (like a stealth bomber) +* Brumwik disguises himself as Thurl. +* It works for about a 3rd of a second before the real Thurl asks what the fuck. +* Thurl and friends begin to surround the Crown of Fire in the air. +* A battle begins! +* A dude on a bird flys down to attack Brumwik +* As he gets close to the ground, Billy points Shorterspike upwards and slices the belly of the flying steed. +* Balricstein fucking lights Thurl and friends on fire! +* Some of Thurl’s friends die, and Thurl retreats! +* Wilhelm begins to storm the tower as fast as he can… which isn’t very fast. +* Brumwik spears two arrows into Thurl, and joins Billy storming the tower. +* Ulligul sprints forward and… easily passes Billy. +* One of Thurl’s friends uses Ray of Frost on Brumwik, and makes a retreat. +* Balricstein BLASTS Thurl out of the air. +* Billy continues to storm the tower. +* Brumwik passes Billy. +* Ulligul passes Billy. +* Balricstein passes Billy. +* Riders from the tower fly off to the east. +* Brumwick tries to pick up Billy. +* Billy is heavier than he looks. +* The Crown of Fire makes it to the base of the tower. +* Intern guards from the tower attempt to hit us with arrows, rocks, and other things. +* The Crown of Fire makes it to the edge where the bridge is drawn. +* Brumwik puts on the Ring and begins climbing up the cliffside. +* Brumwik throws a rope down. +* The rest of the Crown of Fire climbs the rope. +* They make it into the stable. +* Brumwik rubs his Ring in a clockwise circle. +* The stable is deserted. +* Interns make noise in the upper floors. +* Billy finds a map. +* It shows a marked area that is labeled the “Howling Temple” +* Brumwik whistles. +* Billy finds a weird-ass wing suit. +* Brumwik, noticing he’s Thurl, asks Billy to punch him. +* Billy punches Thurl. +* Interns come down, and Brumwik immediately is a dumbass. +* 2 interns attack Balricstein and Ulligul respectively. +* Brumwik tries to convince them to take us prisoner instead of attacking. +* Somehow he succeeds in convincing them that he is, in fact, Thurl. +* Brumwik says some stupid bullshit to the interns. +* The interns attempt to capture Balricstein and Billy +* Billy and Balric pretend to struggle, but allow themselves to be captured. +* Brumwik, still pretending to be Thurl, tells the interns to take them to the top of the tower. +* The interns attempt to bind the hands and feet of Balric and Billy +* Brumwik, being a terrible actor, fucks up giving orders. +* The Head Intern shows up. +* Billy resists, but they succeed in tying his hands. +* The interns try to tie Billy’s feet, but Billy succeeds in breaking free. +* Head Intern punches Billy straight in the head. +* Billy leaps up and tries to kick the head intern with both feet. +* He fails. And Billy notices he is in a bad spot. +* The interns attempt to tie Billy’s feet again, and fail. +* The head intern fucks Billy up. +* Brumwick, as Thurl, cringes. +* Brumwik attempts to pick the Head Intern up and throws him out the window. +* Brumwik utterly fails and the interns pull him off the Head intern. +* A battle begins! +* Balricstein and Billy are hogtied. +* Ulligul kills a dude. +* The Head Intern fucks Brumwik up. +* Billy is in a rage. +* Brumwik fucks some interns up. (Darth Maul style) +* Ulligul unties Balricstein. +* Head Intern attempts to avenge Gregory the intern’s life. +* Billy tackles an intern to the ground, and bashes him in the skull. +* Balricstein fuckin’ fireballs the Head Intern. +* It happens to take down Brumwik too. +* A bunch of interns fuckin’ die. +* Some other interns attack Billy. +* Ulligul unties Billy. +* Billy screams in rage. +* He stabs Shorterspike into the guy below him, killing him, and then proceeds to split the guy in front of him in half. Hot dog style. +* Billy cackles in joy as he is sprayed with his enemy’s blood. +* An intern throws a dagger into Ulligul. +* An intern stabs Billy. +* Billy laughs at the pain he feels from the blow. +* Ulligul literally fuckin’ teleports. +* And then proceeds to murder some interns. +* The Head Intern brutally attacks Billy. +* Billy responds by fuckin’ decapitating the Head Intern. +* Balricstein spits poison at the final intern, but the intern seems resistant. +* The intern pulls a lever, and a gigantic log swings from the sky. +* Ulligul attempts to get out of the way, and fails. +* The intern attempts to run away +* Balricstein and Billy respond to his cowardice by making his body explode. +* Ulligul stabilizes Brumwik. \ No newline at end of file