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* While identifying options to dispel the villagers' addiction to Osborne, Uligul suggests a rest after the long battle and travels.
* Balricstein suggests that Uligul tries more herb. He tries two full leaves and begins to hallucinate, but he can stop anytime he wants, man!
* With Uligul controlling those around him, Brumrik finishes his origami practice and rejoins the gang.
* Uligul commands those around him to jump up twice. Balrictein and Brumrik don’t hesitate and leap into the air, while Davrik squints Uligul down.
* Brumrik and Balricstein fall back among the ranks and guard the flanks, Brumrik humming his own theme song for some reason.
* Uligul arranges a secret conversation with Davric and asks him to use his natural resistance to this herb and help keep everyone sane throughout Osborne’s fuckery.
* Apparently everyone looks like weasels to Uligul’s toked out brain.
* Hellmuth starts chanting nonsense obsessions about Osborne. Uligul tries to convince him that instead Uligul is the funniest man in town, to which Hellmuth pulls Uligul close to convince him otherwise.
* Davric uses Helm of Telepathy to convince Hellmuth to stop for food.
* Hellmuth asks Brumrik to convince an animal to give him eggs. Brumrik convinces some birds to land in front of him and gestures to Hellmuth as though to say “eh? Food? Eh?”
* Hellmuth demands EGGS!!! And body slams Brumrik. Everyone is pretty scared.
* Hellmuth starts punching himself because he’s a monster? He starts questioning life and seems to be in a daze.
* Balricstein fuckin lights the herb statue up, and the villagers make it worse as they try to put it out.
* Uligul seems to not be super affected by the smoking of this herb, apparently because he’s a wickedly old dude who has been through all kinds of drug eras.
* Hellmuth has fallen back and is attempting suicide.
* Davric and Brumrik try to stop Hellmuth from killing himself.
* Ulligul is a gigantic asshole and tries to egg him on.
* Both Davric and Brumrik fucking fail to tackle him. Like with nat 1s and shit. Helmuth beats himself out of consciousness.
* Brumrik looks around the burning statue and finds a few herb leaves. He eats them.
* Brumrik charges the guards and tells them he saw Osborne back the way they came.
* Davric attempts to stabilize Hellmuth. He rips off a strip of his new robe and stabilizes Hellmuth’s wounds.
* Balricstein literally just shouts “let me down” and they do. And they untie him, it’s a lot like that scene in The Force Awakens with Ray and the stormtrooper.
* Brumrik leads the guards back toward the forest, claiming “Osborne is this way!”
* Flash forward 5 years:
* Uligul punches Osborne in the face.
* Brumrik convinces Osborne to be a travelling balloon salesman for like 2 weeks.
* Hellmuth still has his angst.
* Billy has gone from owning half the town to owing half the town and back like 6x.
* CoF now has like 5 HQs.
* Homework! Think of a major event in Valhaven in the last 5 years.