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* Gold can go in the Bag of Holding
* Went to Waterdeep, twas a silly place.
* We charter a ship called the Century Hawk from a man named Dan Single and his first mate Crunchchakka at the Most Isles Cantina. Apparently this is the ship that made it to Gunderland in less than 6 miles
* Brumrik plays bugbear chess with Crunchchakka and wins! Everyone is shocked.
* Brumrik wont shut up about his uncle
* Hellmuth asks around about the Fire Giants location. Apparently they stopped showing up around 4 years ago.
* The group runs into Brumrik’s uncle Dusty and his cousin Busty. They all look identical.
* Brumrick introduces everyone
* The giants have been terrorizing Busty: For a long time Slofbrog and his horrible brother Bethos would come down from the mountains to reek havoc and force us to pay “convenience fees” in order to prevent the “inconvenience” of them crushing our family members like grapes.
* Chanticleer the Crooner is telling tales of giants in the Cutlass Inn
* Brumrick did a cartwheel to impress Busty
* Busty is like the town bicycle, everyone has had a ride.
* Chanticleer sings a song about the adventurers who saved the town from the giants
* Ulligul compliments Chanticleer for his songs about “HOLES”
* Hellmuth grills Chanticleer about the lyrics about the giants
* Chanticleer directs us to an elf named Fiven in an ice cave at the base of the spine of the world
* Hellmuth is weird about looking into the distance in the mountains.
* There are several crystals laying in the road and a frozen lake. Hellmuth leans close to one nearby, believing them to contain souls.
* The crystal begins bubbling, and a crystal being dude pops up and attacks Hellmuth!
* After getting blown by the crystal, Hellmuth shrieks that she isn’t his grandma and rages back.
* Brumrik leaps onto a rock and shoots down the crystal fella, who subsequently explodes, piercing Hellmuth.
* Balricstein also jumps on a rock, and sees the world from on top of a rock, including more crystal things.
* Uligul runs forward.
* Hellmuth focuses on defense.
* Brumrik investigates the crystal remains, reminding him of the ice mephit. He sees the crystal nose stuck in Hellmuth’s thigh and runs to pull it out.
* Balricstein falls in behind, but feels the ground shake below him. Suddenly, the ground bursts open with an ice serpent thing. It burns Balricsteins skin upon touch, but Hellmuth’s ghosts save him.
* Uligul lets loose some magic missiles, then fucking blinds the beast.
* Hellmuth bitchslaps the creature, dealing lots of harm but taking some burns himself.
* The beast slashes blindly toward Hellmuth and misses like a bitch. Hellmuth scoffs.
* Brumrik shoot him with arrows to the chin.
* Balricstein steps back, offering the beast an attack which fucks up Balricstein. He proceeds with a classic BLAST on the ice centipede.
* Uligul transfers some life to Balricstein.
* An ice bitch pricks Brumrick for literally 1 damage, like what’s even the point?
* Hellmuth does some sweet double sweeping maul actions and kills the ice centipede bitch.
* There might be some sweet juices in that centipede for Hellmuth to cook with...